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Commiserations

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Stevie Freestein II said:
In the north we are still allowed to pinch the arse of female colleagues; tit squeezes are only ok at the Christmas parties. How do you treat your women in London???? Do they all have to wear head scarves????
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Apparently, it's the current custom to refer to them as 'birds'. Although doing so leads to a medical condition called 'Frying-Pan-in-Face Syndrome'
 

good old harry Kane finished of a nice anytime scorer treble

I had josh king, Kane and aguero

had them all for fgs but only king managed that. Thought I was in with aguero and Kane but second goals of their games

still Kane is usually around evens anytime is a decent bet imo
 
stephen cartwright said:
fit right in

weird is one quality in abundance on the smb

bet you like salt and vinegar crisps?
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I make them into sandwiches!

Can't add pictures, but wanted to put a Homer drooling one here!

Stevie Freestein II said:
The proper north where we have direwolves and big walls and giants and stuff. I bend my knee to no man .... must buy some more cod liver oil marra

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"Winter is coming!"

"Dude, it's 80 degrees out there"

"Er... summer is coming?"

Boo said:
Good point. Can we have Danny back?
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Gotta hold onto Danny I'm afraid - when you've got one of the best left-back in the country (the world, maybe?) you can't let him go a-wandering...
 
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rez9000 said:
I make them into sandwiches!

Can't add pictures, but wanted to put a Homer drooling one here!


"Winter is coming!"

"Dude, it's 80 degrees out there"

"Er... summer is coming?"


Gotta hold onto Danny I'm afraid - when you've got one of the best left-back in the country (the world, maybe?) you can't let him go a-wandering...
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With a few decades of training you could pass for a midlander, marra hinny pet.
 
Stevie Freestein II said:
With a few decades of training you could pass for a midlander, marra hinny pet.
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Well, I'm hoping to move to Scotland some time in the future, so maybe some of my Southernness will be worn away.

It's funny, I've got a mate whose parents are Scottish, but he grew up down South, but then moved back to Scotland as an adult. And now when I visit him up there, his accent is proper Scots, when he visits me down here, he falls back into the London patter! It's hilarious to hear it, cos sometimes it happens WHILE he's talking! :D
 
rez9000 said:
Hi guys,

Spurs fan in peace here.

Just wanted to send you all my commiserations for your relegation. Yesterday was a tragedy as far as I'm concerned.

I obviously don't need to tell you guys that your club is one with a long history and, to me at least, is one of the truly important threads in the 'tapestry' of English football. Your absence will leave a gaping hole in the League that only you can fill. (I personally have a further affinity with you because I detest Newcastle so very much, but that's beside the point...)

And I'm sure I'm not alone among supporters of other clubs who will be saddened by your relegation. Obviously, it's nothing compared to what you all must be feeling, but remember, you're not alone - you have a lot of friends in football (matchday banter aside)

Personally, I've always enjoyed you guys at White Hart Lane (not been able to make it to the SoL yet - my apologies). To travel that bloody far and make that much bloody noise is quite awe-inspiring.

I remember a 5-1 result (sorry) at the Lane... 2014 I think it was. The noise you made that day was amazing. To-the-hilt support - brilliant. And then after the match, me and my mates ended up in a pub with some Sunderland fans and they were one of the funniest group of guys I'd ever come across. And even though they'd just suffered a pretty nasty result, they were so gracious and friendly it was one of the best post-match sessions I can remember. I always have so much time for you guys - you're great.

And this year, you've handled what has been a truly horrific season with so much grace, which furthers your reputation as a great set of fans - it really speaks volumes about you.

Anyway, I won't take up any more of your time, except to offer my sincerest commiserations again and to say

Please come back SOON!
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This is a wind up surely it's so blatantly obvious one of your own trying to instill a bit feel good factor.....it's sycophantic really
 
janey said:
As an important part as you lot, and I'm pretty sure our relegation isn't making as many pee their pants as yours did
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it's funny when big clubs go Down....when shit that has been stinking the league out year on year (Wigan, Coventry, sunderland) go down its just good riddance
 
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