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Imagine being the Mags

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No, it's tongue in cheek about your non conversation at home, you spend an awful amount of your time on here yet claim to have a 2 year old and a partner! Having that much time on your hands appears not to coincide with your life. After dealing with my own kids at 2 I barely had time when I got in from work to shit, shower and shave never mind spend all day on the internet.

Maybe I'm the strange one thinking if I was in your shoes I'd spend my spare time doing more interesting things instead of being obsessed over another football team, each to their own I suppose.

Isn't this thread discussing a particular aspect of Newcastle United?
 
It was at what point. Are you suggesting you're only here to comment on the mags and nothing else?

In the main, aye.

Most of my postings are on a threads discussing aspects of Newcastle United. I'll stand by that 100%. If that gets derailed onto another subject I'm not responsible for that.
 
This thread man :lol:

:lol:

Spending a whole day looking at the forum of your football team wouldn't be considered too excessive.

Spending your entire day from 8am until now, having been on all last night, might seem fanatical.

But spending day after day on another team's forum is hard to comprehend.

There are Mags who seriously come on here to 'correct misunderstandings' regarding their team and spend hours doing it over things like the 'horse punchers'.

In the very next thread someone will call Newcastle 'the horse punchers' and they're straight back on stamping their feet and repeating that there was only one equine assailant.

What they miss is that no one actually cares ....... it's just daft illogical piss taking because people know it'll get the Mags straight on gnashing their gums.

Who cares if they really spat at Robson, sent death threats to Ashley or had perms to worship King Kev ....... as long as it makes us laugh that's enough.

God knows we all need a laugh.
 
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Spending a whole day looking at the forum of your football team wouldn't be considered too excessive.

Spending your entire day from 8am until now, having been on all last night, might seem fanatical.

But spending day after day on another team's forum is hard to comprehend.

There are Mags who seriously come on here to 'correct misunderstandings' regarding their team and spend hours doing it over things like the 'horse punchers'.

In the very next thread someone will call Newcastle 'the horse punchers' and they're straight back on stamping their feet and repeating that there was only one equine assailant.

What they miss is that no one actually cares ....... it's just daft illogical piss taking because people know it'll get the Mags straight on gnashing their gums.

Who cares if they really spat at Robson, sent death threats to Ashley or had perms to worship King Kev ....... as long as it makes us laugh that's enough.

God knows we all need a laugh.

Shock as man with little moral fibre is okay with lying to prove a point.

I know, I've 'misunderstood' your point.
 
Shock as man with little moral fibre is okay with lying to prove a point.

I know, I've 'misunderstood' your point.


And there you are in minutes to prove my point ....... you couldn't make it up :lol:

BTW you were lying about a Sunderland supporter stabbing a horse ......... that has never been said by anyone but you.
 
And there you are in minutes to prove my point ....... you couldn't make it up :lol:

BTW you were lying about a Sunderland supporter stabbing a horse ......... that has never been said by anyone but you.

I know, it was one of us. You've already said...

Barry Rodgerson's great grandad iirc.
 
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Spending a whole day looking at the forum of your football team wouldn't be considered too excessive.

Spending your entire day from 8am until now, having been on all last night, might seem fanatical.

But spending day after day on another team's forum is hard to comprehend.

There are Mags who seriously come on here to 'correct misunderstandings' regarding their team and spend hours doing it over things like the 'horse punchers'.

In the very next thread someone will call Newcastle 'the horse punchers' and they're straight back on stamping their feet and repeating that there was only one equine assailant.

What they miss is that no one actually cares ....... it's just daft illogical piss taking because people know it'll get the Mags straight on gnashing their gums.

Who cares if they really spat at Robson, sent death threats to Ashley or had perms to worship King Kev ....... as long as it makes us laugh that's enough.

God knows we all need a laugh.

The way I see it the mags love giving it out. Bringing out books about SAFC when we get relegated, taking their SMB T shirts when they get to Wembley. 5under1and, empty pink seats Etc etc etc.
Sunderland fans give a bit back on a Sunderland message board and Sima appears crying his eyes out. It's quite funny really.
 
The very next post. :lol:

I was only having a laugh. Who cares if I lie or not, remember?

No I didn't.

You claimed a Sunderland supporter stabbed a horse ....... no one but you has ever said that happened.

The link you posted as 'proof' said nothing of the sort.
 
The way I see it the mags love giving it out. Bringing out books about SAFC when we get relegated, taking their SMB T shirts when they get to Wembley. 5under1and, empty pink seats Etc etc etc.
Sunderland fans give a bit back on a Sunderland message board and Sima appears crying his eyes out. It's quite funny really.
It's not funny it's rather sad that an adult does what he does. He needs to increase his medication( again)
 
I'm a loose tea buyer as I find the quality better, generally from Curious Leaves in the Grainger Market.
Interesting, I've just received a tassimo coffee machine, quite liking the caramel latte and the bog standard Colombian(not the sniffy stuff), drugs is for mugs.

Fuckin hell, I've been in from work, got back from the gym and @Sima is still going, something seriously wrong with that lad!

I really can't get my head around why a mag would spend so much time on here with a young family at home, bizarre.
 
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Interesting, I've just received a tassimo coffee machine, quite liking the caramel latte and the bog standard Colombian(not the sniffy stuff), drugs is for mugs.

Fuckin hell, I've been in from work, got back from the gym and @Sima is still going, something seriously wrong with that lad!

I really can't get my head around why a mag would spend so much time on here with a young family at home, bizarre.

I could understand if he was actually making a difference, changing people's outlook or presenting a good image of Newcastle supporters.

But he actually makes people think less of them :rolleyes:

He's basically wasting day after day talking to strangers, the majority of whom think he's a sad bellend by the look of it.

His son seems to take a back seat to his SMB obsession ...... poor kid.

BTW to stick to your point ....... I've just been talking to the Sheikh's butler about tomorrows travel arrangements and discussing a book project with a doctor on this board.

In the meantime Sima is begging himself not to respond again and make himself look desperate :lol:
 
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Do think you will be top of the championship with £180m in debt and an owner looking to get rid ?- and the likes of Leeds, Villa, Birmingham, Forest, Derby, Hull, Swansea to compete with ?

Think you're being a tad optimistic there. ....Your best player will be on the first bus out once relegation is confirmed

Still a long way to go mind - Stranger things have happened (~ we might get pipped by Leeds, ~ SAFC might have a mini revival and the arse falls out at Palace or Watford,.)

Cannot see it though.

And I would deffo rather be in our shoes than yours right now. The past counts for nothing - The future starts here.
I honestly have no idea how we'll fair, we've been relegated before, chances are we'll be relegated at some point in the future. Tomorrow's never guaranteed etc, the night against Everton was tremendous, so I wouldn't swap. Can understand people who didn't get to experience it, thinking otherwise though.

Lemme make some introductions - This is a full stop.
Here it is again.
Try using it.
:lol::lol:

It's supposed to be all one sentence to emphasise just how ridiculous it is to say you'd swap positions. Appreciate the concern though!
 
I honestly have no idea how we'll fair, we've been relegated before, chances are we'll be relegated at some point in the future. Tomorrow's never guaranteed etc, the night against Everton was tremendous, so I wouldn't swap. Can understand people who didn't get to experience it, thinking otherwise though.


:lol::lol:

It's supposed to be all one sentence to emphasise just how ridiculous it is to say you'd swap positions. Appreciate the concern though!

A lack of a full stop for emphasis... thats a new grammatical technique for me.
 
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