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Imagine being the Mags

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Banks said:
Lets be honest as much as Benitez is going to make a hash next year the chasing pack are poor, they wont be caught.

Next year should be fun though when the Mags are 16th after a 70m spend :lol:
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It'll be equally funny to see Short jumping ship and trying to sell Sunderland off on the cheap once they're down.
Hey- maybe some Qatari / Chinese multi £bn consortium will come in and snap them up. .... Can't see it can you?
Sunderland aren't down yet but the vital signs are fading fast. I really think if you do go down it will be for a few years as the competition down there will be fierce with the likes of Leeds, Villa etc
NUFC fans aren't expecting too much next year assuming we do go up. Mid table will do in yr 1 - and then a big push for top 4 in yr 2.
You have to be ambitious...don't you .. or you'll get nowhere
 

reginald_molehusband said:
Golf :lol::lol::lol:
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Claiming to have been to more matches than me and worse still sat on the SMB on a Friday night! You sad little no mark, get a fuckin life spunk trumpet, just imagining your shitty life brings a big smile to my chops, another mag whopper!

Metro Man said:
Yes, just imagine...
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You lot are out in force tonight! Why do you disappear when the going gets slightly rocky?

Slim999 said:
It'll be equally funny to see Short jumping ship and trying to sell Sunderland off on the cheap once they're down.
Hey- maybe some Qatari / Chinese multi £bn consortium will come in and snap them up. .... Can't see it can you?
Sunderland aren't down yet but the vital signs are fading fast. I really think if you do go down it will be for a few years as the competition down there will be fierce with the likes of Leeds, Villa etc
NUFC fans aren't expecting too much next year assuming we do go up. Mid table will do in yr 1 - and then a big push for top 4 in yr 2.
You have to be ambitious...don't you .. or you'll get nowhere
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Im assuming our resident fair weather mag is posting this with tongue in one of his grotesque massive cheeks, nowhere to be seen until they manage to scrape a win against Brentford.
 
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Slim999 said:
It'll be equally funny to see Short jumping ship and trying to sell Sunderland off on the cheap once they're down.
Hey- maybe some Qatari / Chinese multi £bn consortium will come in and snap them up. .... Can't see it can you?
Sunderland aren't down yet but the vital signs are fading fast. I really think if you do go down it will be for a few years as the competition down there will be fierce with the likes of Leeds, Villa etc
NUFC fans aren't expecting too much next year assuming we do go up. Mid table will do in yr 1 - and then a big push for top 4 in yr 2.
You have to be ambitious...don't you .. or you'll get nowhere
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How will NUFC achieve midtable with a number of players failures at premier league level and a bloated squad you will for the majority make losses on?

Ashley spends profits on NUFC not his own money, I dont think youll be making profit the next two financial years.
 
Metro Man said:
I know - you too huh?
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Yep, imagine that eh, a Sunderland supporter being on a Sunderland forum. If I was sad enough to be on a mag forum(not sure they exist) your post may hold some weight, as I'm not you make yourself look slightly foolish and a bit of a twat. If the cap fits wear the fucker.
 
Metro Man said:
Yes, just imagine...
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What, being beaten off us 6 times in a row, humiliating you and causing you to riot and punch horses along the way, then relegated by us, after you appointed Benitez who couldn't save you with thirty points on the board and three 'shit' sides to play, then going down as the most expensive PL team ever (sure you were in '09 too...), creating the most expensive Championship team ever, and only getting back on top of the league cos Brighton had an off day, lauding your manager as the second coming (you have form for this, too) and all the while being in a league below, where you are one of the biggest clubs.

Yeah, just imagine... :lol:

As the other lad says, you lot are cowards and disappear until we lose and you win. Go and arrange another Mackem Relegation Party instead of sneaking back on here, you sad, obsessed bastards.

Zig81 said:
Yep, imagine that eh, a Sunderland supporter being on a Sunderland forum. If I was sad enough to be on a mag forum(not sure they exist) your post may hold some weight, as I'm not you make yourself look slightly foolish and a bit of a twat. If the cap fits wear the fucker.
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This particular one never even goes to watch them, as the poor diddums lives in Somerset and says it is too far.
 
longtimelurker said:
What, being beaten off us 6 times in a row, humiliating you and causing you to riot and punch horses along the way, then relegated by us, after you appointed Benitez who couldn't save you with thirty points on the board and three 'shit' sides to play, then going down as the most expensive PL team ever (sure you were in '09 too...), creating the most expensive Championship team ever, and only getting back on top of the league cos Brighton had an off day, lauding your manager as the second coming (you have form for this, too) and all the while being in a league below, where you are one of the biggest clubs.

Yeah, just imagine... :lol:

As the other lad says, you lot are cowards and disappear until we lose and you win. Go and arrange another Mackem Relegation Party instead of sneaking back on here, you sad, obsessed bastards.



This particular one never even goes to watch them, as the poor diddums lives in Somerset and says it is too far.
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Always an excuse with these fuckwits mate. He probably gets Somerset and Swalwell mixed up.
 
Zig81 said:
Always an excuse with these fuckwits mate. He probably gets Somerset and Swalwell mixed up.
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He didn't like it when I knew exactly where he meant and the fact that a journey for him on the M5/M42/A42/M1/A1 or a £35 Easyjet flight from BRS-NCL isn't enough of an excuse to never see them.
The idiot goes on like he lives is Sydney, never mind Somerset.
Just an excuse for being a plastic. :lol:

mr chuckles said:
Jesus Christ how the mighty mags have fallen they've bumped a thread cos they managed to beat Brentford in the old league 2 even though they were battered. Lol
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Surely not in corners, otherwise it is a false win. Or does that only go for the opposition? :lol:
 
longtimelurker said:
He didn't like it when I knew exactly where he meant and the fact that a journey for him on the M5/M42/A42/M1/A1 isn't enough of an excuse to never see them.
The idiot goes on like he lives is Sydney, never mind Somerset.
Just an excuse for being a plastic. :lol:
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Bless them, I bet he has one of those accents that suddenly changes when anyone mentions the mags.
 
They'll do their usual - be out in force tonight
Giving it big licks ,
Slim999 said:
It'll be equally funny to see Short jumping ship and trying to sell Sunderland off on the cheap once they're down.
Hey- maybe some Qatari / Chinese multi £bn consortium will come in and snap them up. .... Can't see it can you?
Sunderland aren't down yet but the vital signs are fading fast. I really think if you do go down it will be for a few years as the competition down there will be fierce with the likes of Leeds, Villa etc
NUFC fans aren't expecting too much next year assuming we do go up. Mid table will do in yr 1 - and then a big push for top 4 in yr 2.
You have to be ambitious...don't you .. or you'll get nowhere
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Fuckin hell man
They are priceless
Should be Slim666 just to remind you how many games we took the piss
Jog on
 
Metro Man said:
Yes, just imagine...
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I am, and I've just burst out laughing. Scraping past f***ing Brentford in a tin pot league where you've lost plenty after spending boat loads :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Father Jack Hackett said:
How'd they get on today? I presume they won for it to be bumped? I could just Google it, like.
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One of our rejects, who they paid five million for, got them a late winner against the mighty Brentford.
 
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Banks said:
How will NUFC achieve midtable with a number of players failures at premier league level and a bloated squad you will for the majority make losses on?

Ashley spends profits on NUFC not his own money, I dont think youll be making profit the next two financial years.
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A lot if people think there's a massive difference between mid table PL snd the top og the Chsmpionship, there is'nt.
In the likely event of the mags going up they'll finish between 8th and 20th.
The top 6 will be there agsin, Everton will be a solid 7th not good enough to chsllenge the elite but too good to join the plebs.
 
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