Hold on to your hats lads - Dwarfication

[ScrewyLewy]

Don't care what they have to say, what they have to write or what they are all fantasising about. Simple fact is we stayed up and we sent them down. I'm still frothing at the gash over it all.

 

[Roker Mackem]

They are now producing any old shite articles in sheer desperation to remain relevant. Comical.

 

[The Shepherd]

Tyrion Lannister first signing of the window for them...nailed on!

 

[SAFCftm1986]

I hope they get to 'enjoy' the championship for many seasons to come the fuckwits

 

[swift hand shandy]

Fortuna Duesseldorf being described as 'former German giants'. On what basis? The article seems surprised that promotion and relegation exists.

Bollocks ive gone to a few of their home games and they barely fill half their stadium

 

[pRICK]

Love a good chuckle, thanks for sharing

 

[spoon]

Desperate times indeed

 

[ilovehorswill]

Viz Top Tips

Grown man? Can't handle reality?

Live in an absolute fantasy world where relegation is a blessing in disguise.

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

I hope they get to 'enjoy' the championship for many seasons to come the fuckwits

To be fair, it's where the big clubs and managers are mate. Do keep up

 

[Deleted member 39436]

They keep forgetting it's About 90 years since the title and over 60 since the cup , also I believe only seven teams have spent the last ten years in the premiership they areNOT one of them WE are, fuck off you stupid Geordie bastards.

 

[The Great Soprendo]

The dwarfication theme clearly doesn't apply to the average fan's waistline in the Championship which is about to get a whole lot bigger, despite the fact that Boro are no longer in it.

 

[snarlz II]

Dwarficashun for tha nashun

 

[bennett83]

and why the championship is one of the elite leagues in the world. This is just getting fuckin daft now.

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Embarrassing article, maybes if Man Utd and Liverpool somehow got relegated then the championship would be a lot bigger but Newcastle? When did they last dominate English football or even win a trophy? Idiots

 

[Dredd]

And they wonder why no one likes them

 

[Deano]

Embarrassed for them.

Almost.

Nah, not really. f***ing funny though

 

[KNGHTHOOD]

and why the championship is one of the elite leagues in the world. This is just getting fuckin daft now.

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There's no end to how these look at their success of relegation. Can they not see they are the laughing stock of football. The Chronicle don't make jokes. They just observe newcastle united and report the facts.

 

[janey]

It takes it to another level mind. Smashed through the glass ceiling...

It's literally barking mad

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

Really can't wait so see what Geordie Pravda comes up with next

 

[Wizards Sleeve]

That has got to be the most pathetically desperate delusion they have ever come out with.

If you took a bucket of cat shit and piss and left it in the sun for a month and then added 50 abortions, and some rancid Ebola vomit, and left it another month, it would still smell better than pile of utterly putrid dribble and bile in that article.

I'm gonna read it non stop to the pet mag tomorrow and just laugh and point, I reckon he will flip completely. Might even try and stab me.

They are utterly, desperately, destroyed because we relegated them.

 

[madone]

and why the championship is one of the elite leagues in the world. This is just getting fuckin daft now.

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