Hold on to your hats lads - Dwarfication

[bernardbresslaw]

and why the championship is one of the elite leagues in the world. This is just getting fuckin daft now.

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[West Winger]

I despise them and everything that's written about them by their delusional, idiotic, mind numbingly tedious sycophants.

Their desperation to believe they're still relevant to anyone other than Newcastle fans and the second division is beyond parody.

 

[benizz]

@TerrysChippie may have to make a video about this.

Do my chips taste shit in the championship?

 

[janey]

and why the championship is one of the elite leagues in the world. This is just getting fuckin daft now.

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In a summer of ridiculous, unbelievable, deluded articles, that's got to be one of the most ridiculous, unbelievable, deluded articles I've seen

 

[Al Bundy]

He got paid to write that bollocks ?

 

[sad_ken]

Must have taken ages to daub all that in shit on the asylum wall

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

So, to summarise - the top tier is shit because they're not in it?

 

[CharlieCroker]

and why the championship is one of the elite leagues in the world. This is just getting fuckin daft now.

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Fortuna Duesseldorf being described as 'former German giants'. On what basis? The article seems surprised that promotion and relegation exists.

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

Another one for the Mag Relegation Bingo card

 

[bernardbresslaw]

In a summer of ridiculous, unbelievable, deluded articles, that's got to be one of the most ridiculous, unbelievable, deluded articles I've seen

It takes it to another level mind. Smashed through the glass ceiling...

 

[royaldragon]

That article is so disrespectful of Burnley it's untrue, they used to be one of the biggest clubs in years gone by, a bit like Newcastle.

 

[cosmicchris00]

Made up word alert

 

[LineTrash]

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[Deleted member 31305]

Fortuna Duesseldorf being described as 'former German giants'. On what basis? The article seems surprised that promotion and relegation exists.

 

[Goat Hoof]

absolute brilliance. complete insanity.

 

[The Exile]

And if you want these kind of dreams it's Magpie Dwarfication.

 

[King Kareoke]

Nearly 5o years following Sunderland - living in Newcastle area most of that time - always read (past tense)the Chronicle and cannot believe how they have sunk so low in terms of journalistic rubbish. Even the last relegation they were not like this. No wonder local papers have lost their readership

 

[Aituk7]

The chronicle have a lot to play in increasing the delusional grandeur that their fans swim in.

A mag rag at best, a disgusting excuse for journalism at worst.

Of all the things about newcastle I cannot stand, that shitearse of a 'news' outlet has got to be near the top

 

[royaldragon]

They've just had this article ready to run for when the Premier League fixtures came out, just so they feel a little bit better about themselves, yet in reality it makes it worse, much worse.

 

[Ambivalent Dave]

It's f***ing killing them. Long may it continue