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Lets All Laugh At Newcastle (Again!)

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Morning[/QUOTE]


Saturday night, Doon-Toon

they have arrived in the championship
on the Saturday night out
beer in hand to scream and shout
thinking their cool
for all to see
they've had their beer
so brave are thee

the unclean, they stomp around
looking hard
you say boo they'd run real hard
in gangs together
punching horses whenever
when all alone
there not so clever

they think invincible
poor deluded gravy stained mob
through bad behavior they will not go far
the leery yob that's who they are

their kingdom is the high street and bridge at night
staggering around,
they don't look so right
by evenings end
when the trouble does start
ego's flare, bog strained mob
c'mon lads dont start

but someone will
they always do
Is this England's future
Deluded Mag Nation

FTM
 
Just to clarify for the benefit of the people who don't actually know me, so it's here in black & white.

I've never asked anyone from here for a fight, I've simply accepted offers of a fight or invited people being aggressive and insulting to repeat their disgusting comments to my face. I always sit in the same place, in the Victory and, due to the amount of internet ninjas who've insisted they were 'coming to get me', I thought it polite to warn the landlord in case anyone ever carried out their 'threat' ........ no one ever has.

As regards money being handed over, this is the 50 pence that everyone has to pay as they enter the Victory, nothing more.

I've never had a cross word with a 'Mackem' in there and doubt whether I ever have on this forum. The same cretins who post this shite, over there, are the same wums who come on here trying to stir up trouble between us ....... the tone and text are virtually identical and it's always the same lies.
I never ever insult decent people and only ever retaliate when idiotic people become abusive and then they get both barrels, I won't apologise for that.

I love Sunderland, and all the decent people who support the club, as the ones who've actually met me would testify.
I would never say anything on here that I wouldn't to someone's face. The difference is that these wankers would never repeat it to your face. And that, ladies & gentleman, is why these internet people feel safe enough, behind their keyboards, to say things they'd never dare to in real life.

I'll never back down to them which, I accept, may be boring for some of you but that's just how I am and I'm too old to change ;)

I've been in the victory after a few games this season. Can't remember paying 50p, maybes have a couple of times, I'm normally blootered by then tbh
 
I've been in the victory after a few games this season. Can't remember paying 50p, maybes have a couple of times, I'm normally blootered by then tbh

Nah, it's before the match when you have to pay mate.

The owld fella, on the door, retired after the Everton game at 83 years old ....... a great lad and always had a bit daft crack, I'll miss him.
 
I'm still laughing, finished work for a holiday the afternoon of the Everton game and only back tomorrow. I don't think I've stopped smiling or chuckling at stupid little things since. Happy bloody days, the staying up, the not bovvered, the I'd rather be in the Championship with Rafa shite. A glorious 10 days

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This fuckers just a gift. He's just a laughable living thing. Still the best toon manager for a decade
Mind you, he's the only skunk managed I've actually hated the sight and sound of when he was managing them. So so glad of Shteve and hoping Rafa Beneathus helps them on their journey to oblivion
 
SO JUST TO CONFIRM THEN.

Has it been seb do far?


SAFC

North East Top Dogs!

What would be cool.....Let's keep this thread going past a million hits and till the beginning of the New season!!!!!

Haway the Lads!!

Why not.

I wonder how many of the unwashed actually view our forum and this thread in particular. Does anyone know?
 
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