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Lets All Laugh At Newcastle (Again!)

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kamaras-tash said:
All the mags on my Facebook have disappeared :lol:
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Unfortunately the only mags I know on facebook are my "family", they live in Scumcastle so I can't really blame them for their misguided allegiance to the smelly bastards but yeah - they've gone too and I couldn't be happier! :) Except I can't take the piss like I want to! #spoiltmyfun
 
snarlz II said:
Anyone looked?
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I'll have a guess -
1. they were unlucky
2. we are very lucky with lots of hilarious references to ''hippo heed''
3. airport
4. champions league references inc milan
5. always be the biggest club in region

Was I right ?
 
It's just even more hilarious because of the fact that a lot of them are trying to act like they don't give a fuck & are spouting off about how unimportant we are and they'll win the Championship with the fat Spanish waiter and be back again, top dogs of the north east once more. f***ing idiots.
 
Was walking across the Wear bridge at 6am this morning and saw a lad standing on it looking down at the river.
I said '' how mate, what you doing ?''
He replied ''mate, my life is shite, my wifes left me, my kids hate me and to top it all, my football team, Newcastle have just been relegated''.
I said ''with the greatest respect mate, can you not use your own bridge?''
He said '' HAVE YOU SEEN THE f***ing QUEUE'' ??:lol:

I'll get me coat @Porridge @Kid Galahad
 
Has anyone got the link to the genius that was posted last time they got relegated. I can't find the shearer youtube thing or owt. (probably cos I'm still pissed)
 
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