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Newcastle Manager Situation

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Sid Jude Novena

Most holy Sid Jude – apostle, martyr and friend of Jawdees, today I ask that you pray for Tufty and his intentions!

Please give Tufters the strength, guile and determination to get our players telt in dutch-accented English and performing like top drawer entertainaz. Through God's grace, let the true massiveness of our clerb be known and let His grace flow into our kernt players, so they can display the bestest tippy-tap Barca of the North style.

You are the patron of the impossible. Pray for Tufty and his intentions! O Sid Jude, pray that God’s grace and mercy will cover his intentions. Pray for the impossible if it is God’s will.

Pray that Tufty may have the grace to accept God’s holy will even if it is painful and difficult for him. Pray that God makes his forehead hair fall out.

Sid Jude, you labored for years and weren't on the dole like half our 52,000 screaming faithful nashun, pray that Tufters may have patience in his struggles. Pleeze don't make us boycoutt baby jeezus.
 
It's a shame this bloke talks shit because this would be ideal


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Are we there yet?

Are they there yet?

Is he there yet?

Are the prospective candidates there yet?

Has the bad publicity and the effect on the value of shares got there yet?

Has 'I'd just love it' got there yet.

INCOMING!!!! (aplenty)
 
John Motson on BBC 5L just saying that he understands that SM has been summoned to a meeting with the owner tomorrow. Motto also said that Benitez was a strong contender.
 
The new man will get the 'Remi Garde bounce' ........ or a 'John Carver reaction' from the players.

Just because Sunderland fluked it there's no guarantee it would help Newcastle.
 
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John Motson on BBC 5L just saying that he understands that SM has been summoned to a meeting with the owner tomorrow. Motto also said that Benitez was a strong contender.
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I hate Benitez. Liverpool were so dull under him and he signed some total dogshite for loads of money (eg Drossena) and then was an utter prick during interviews.
 
I hope Benitez gets it, he's only really managed teams near the top, so a relegation battle would be completely alien to him. Add to the fact that he's totally overrated and is the archetypal cheque book manager, will be lost when not been able to spend money before the season ends.
 
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