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Jamie Vardy

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You f***ing sad prick, paying to be a contributor again.

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

You really are the biggest wanker from another club to get on here. And that takes some doing.

I'm one of the secretly most popular guys on here.

When I was banned I had 16 different PM's welcoming me back.

Two posters (they know who they are) invited me for Christmas dinner with their families which I politely refused.
 

I'm one of the secretly most popular guys on here.

When I was banned I had 16 different PM's welcoming me back.

Two posters (they know who they are) invited me for Christmas dinner with their families which I politely refused.

You can come to mine mate. I would love to meet you in real life.
 
You can come to mine mate. I would love to eat you in real life.

Are you Armin Meiwes?

Google him, my impression of you is someone like this and because of that I'll politely refuse my third invitation for Christmas dinner.
 
Are you Armin Meiwes?

Google him, my impression of you is someone like this and because of that I'll politely refuse my third invitation for Christmas dinner.
Yeah, I sure am.

Seriously though, seeing as you can't have any friends (or life) due to the time you spend on here, you could do with some real world interaction.

It may make you less of an irritating prick, to boot.
 
I hate the f***ing spazzy scrote, but let's be fair to Vardy for a second, he's achieved something that hasn't been done before in the Premier League era and rightly earned the plaudits for it. Maybe the media frenzy has been a bit OTT, but it's a good story; Ranieri being mocked at first, propping up the table this time last year, Vardy being a lower league wrongun. That said, Phillips should have gotten a lot more credit for his exploits that season. Imagine the fapping if Vardy gets 30 goals, it's conceivable, and slightly scary.
 
This isn't an anti Leicester thread by any means but serious question, why is Vardy getting such recognition when he's nowhere near SKP or dare I say it Weetabix heed??

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Yeah, I sure am.

Seriously though, seeing as you can't have any friends (or life) due to the time you spend on here, you could do with some real world interaction.

It may make you less of an irritating prick, to boot.

Retired at 33 a millionaire, believe me or not, I couldn't give a fuck.

Plenty of "friends", "life" and "real world interaction" and plenty of time on my hands but thanks for asking. :lol:
 
Retired at 33 a millionaire, believe me or not, I couldn't give a fuck.

Plenty of "friends", "life" and "real world interaction" and plenty of time on my hands but thanks for asking. :lol:

Ever though of putting your time to better use? You could be using your millions to help out starving kids in Africa. For instance.

Philanthropy is surely a better use of your plentiful time than being a condascending, irritating cunt on the Internet.
 
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