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GiantHogweed said:
I said "welcome" to be facetious.

Of course you should fuck off.

It was a better board whilst you were absent for the very reason you claim above.
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Just wait, if we beat them in March, and/or they get relegated he will go missing for awhile :lol:
 

Dredd said:
Just wait, if we beat them in March, and/or they get relegated he will go missing for awhile :lol:
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Thought maybe the razzers already fished him out of the tyne tits-up... we aren't THAT lucky...

I wonder how many forum alert emails he got during the "mourning" period??

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draper said:
So I saw this thread when I got in from work this evening and chose to ignore it. Come back on a few hours later and the same dreary bellends have been giving it billy big bollocks all night to this new poster. Occasionally there is an interesting debate on here and one or two of you are prepared and capable of joining in. Far too many of you though are window licking tossers with a humungous chip on your shoulder who haven't got an original thought in your head. Hope the new fella hasn't been scared off. Hugs and kisses to every last one of you knackers.
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Know your role muffin and go fetch the papers....
 
Syyme said:
Your geography sir is like your wit, poor.
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Well thank you Oscar :lol:

draper said:
So I saw this thread when I got in from work this evening and chose to ignore it. Come back on a few hours later and the same dreary bellends have been giving it billy big bollocks all night to this new poster. Occasionally there is an interesting debate on here and one or two of you are prepared and capable of joining in. Far too many of you though are window licking tossers with a humungous chip on your shoulder who haven't got an original thought in your head. Hope the new fella hasn't been scared off. Hugs and kisses to every last one of you knackers.
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You've been logging on but were too scared to post anything until you saw a fellow Mag in trouble ......... how touching.

Weren't a nod and a knowing wink enough :lol:

draper said:
Basically what it all boils down to is they got pissed off when I revealed that they stabbed a horse at Roker Park decades ago when they were losing a derby game. Up to that point they had revelled in the antics of the bellend who threw a punch at a horse a couple of years back. Even the coffin jibes that the serial attention seeker Steve Wraith engineered was old hat to mackems. I distinctly recall the commentator in 73 saying their parading of a coffin at Roker Park was in bad taste. Saw them bring the cup to our place after that and getting applauded by the crowd. These modern supporters are real classless wankers.
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That was a Newcastle supporter as I've already explained ....... your whole theory is worthless yet you keep plugging away with it :lol:
 
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Syyme said:
This sums up the quality of the individuals posting on here tonight. I am a mag, so that makes me a kernt? give me an adjective, come on, please, here, I'll help you out. intelligent, handsome, successful, athletic. Or think of your own. Can you? do you know what an adjective is?
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^Typical thick cunt trying (and failing) too hard to sound clever. Not properly capitalised, too many commas. Wit is also a stranger to him.

Syyme said:
Jesus f***ing christ, what the fuck are you idiots smoking? 108 posts with 90% of them abusive, seriously get out of the past. Yes, I had to work, its still the middle of the working day where I am so, yes I have to do some work. I am sure most of you lot are four or five cans of Vaux into the night. Some of your comments are amusing, most are just abusive for no other reason than that's how you're wired. Has to be tough waking up every day with that much hate to deal with, I am sure its exhausting or maybe thats what keeps you going.
I check in here a couple of times a week, I don't post, I usually look at the anti mag posts to remind how lucky I am not to have to vent my spleen over some football club 9 miles away. I catch a few threads that catch my interest, its a shame that many of them are full of general abuse. Nobody is born with hate, hate is taught, I am sure some of you tell your children that everything Newcastle is the worst of the worst, scum, kernts. We hate the mags, horrible, delusional, opinionated scum of the earth.


its 407pm where I am.
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Four hundred and seven PM? Fuck me, that's late.
 
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Syyme said:
I think this site is great.
I am a mag, thankfully I don't live in the NE anymore or else I would've put a bullet through my head by now, probably would've missed though.
I log on here about twice a week just to check on the banter and chat going on, most of the posts are pretty well constructed and thought out, you lot, like us, have a portion of knuckle dragging neanderthals that couldn't put words together. A mate of mine told me that he logs on here to find out whats going on at Newcastle, which I found comical, but true. Anyway, its only football, I believe we're all brothers and sisters from the NE, gods country, if we could put the hate aside, most of us would benefit from less stressful days at work...............
ps. we're both going out in the third round.
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Syyme said:
I think this site is great.
I am a mag, thankfully I don't live in the NE anymore or else I would've put a bullet through my head by now, probably would've missed though.
I log on here about twice a week just to check on the banter and chat going on, most of the posts are pretty well constructed and thought out, you lot, like us, have a portion of knuckle dragging neanderthals that couldn't put words together. A mate of mine told me that he logs on here to find out whats going on at Newcastle, which I found comical, but true. Anyway, its only football, I believe we're all brothers and sisters from the NE, gods country, if we could put the hate aside, most of us would benefit from less stressful days at work...............
ps. we're both going out in the third round.
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Whee's this cretin?

@PISTON have you got bored with yer usual shite like?

oh, hi @Syyme... Where is the best places to eat in Durham?
 
Syyme said:
sorry my mistake, born and raised in Heaton, currently residing in Chicago, apologies

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Is that you third left???
a london makem? you got it shit from both ends don't you?
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YYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNN
Far too predictable for a meaningful discussion
ta ta
 
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Syyme said:
wtf are you on? seriously you seem incapable of a mature discussion without your hate coming to the surface. I am pretty sure you've been told this before, but you need to see someone that can help you with this.
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An undertaker perhaps? For you that is.

Locke's SAFC said:
There's no hate on my part.

Like to see us beat you, a good day when we play them yes, but only because SAFC don't usually compete for much.

If we were anywhere near the top of the league I personally would forget about Newcastle in a heartbeat - not that I'm particularly thinking about them anyway. I don't watch any of their matches, but when I hear the results do like to see them lose.

In terms of the 'all brothers and sisters' comment, not for me. I'm from County Durham, and I think we're an entirely different people to Geordies. All of my older family always did and still do. This whole 'we were all Geordies once' doesn't wash with me. All of my family as far back as the club were formed have always gone to watch Sunderland and the ones in my living memory certainly have never considered themselves to be Geordies - as far back the 1920s.
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I'll go with that. I was born in'44 and have never thought of myself as a Geordie
 
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This probably one of the funniest threads to read through this year, one or two newcastle fans rattled within minutes of posting :lol:
 
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