Write your own headline for after the derby

[ilovehorswill]

Dick-ins as Sunderland win Tale of Two Cities

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

Dick rampant as Sunderlands 4 skins Toon

 

[Lukas73]

Dick helps Black cats manage to pull of their big one.....

 

[Hardyman's Yugo]

Dick makes vas deferens as Sunderland put Toon to the sword

 

[iansun]

Dick has no balls for the fight

 

[theinediblebulk]

Carver's Charvers ripped apart by brave Dick pick.

A resounding 3-0 win with a couple of the youths playing brilliant.

 

[si73]

Magpies choke on Dick's Rodwell insertion.

A Rodwell brace secures victory for Sunderland after a super substitution from Advocat

 

[Zig81]

Droopy Dick fails to rise to the occasion. (If we fail to win obviously)

 

[timeforheroes1]

colback chokes as dick announces his arrival

 

[RokerRoarer]

Student gets a first in media law exam.

 

[bm's neighbour]

Lads stage comeback to avert flood of despair: Fingers pulled out as Dick plugs dyke.
Or: Flaccid display brings Dick closer to sack.

 

[air asia]

Last minute beachball-related heartache for dirty skunks

 

[John J Rambo]

Triumphant cats have Dick excited.

 

[McMackem]

"Haway: 5 in a row"

Bassa - seb.

OK

"Cava flat as Dirk Bols them over"

Jornal: "record fall in equine related arrests"

 

[Norton]

Jammy

Lucky

5under1and

win

5-1

Bye lee

 

[Grolschey]

Trouble in the Dugout
Big Dicks involved

 

[Sebasaurus II]

'Sunderland derby win against bitter rivals Newcastle marred by death of Alan Shearer'

 

[daventry cat]

'the return of the magslayer'

 

[GBSAFC]

I'll go for...

Big Dick brings tears to their eyes

hostage situation in walker greggs after derby riots enters it 5th day

 

[LondonBlackCat]

"Dick Slapped"

Mags brought back down to earth by severe Dick-ing.