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Plank said:
they were singing summit like "Pardew is our king" at full time :lol::oops:
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Pardew calls himself "the king", its a long standing joke.. Nobody likes the ****.
 
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Sima said:
Has it fuck, he's an utter pig and he needs to go. This result changes nothing.
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I've asked you before on here, who do you think would take the job giving the parameters that they'd be expected to work within?

Try and show a bit decency by acknowledging that Pardew sorted the problems out today and we got a deserved win. He's not half as bad a manager that people like you like to make out.
 
PenshawPiedPiper said:
Would love to see our bunch of f***ing ******** go to Spurs and pick up three points. We are a f***ing disgrace and deserve to be back in the bottom three. Sick of football. Get ebola the lot of you.
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Get things into perspective man. It's a big diverse world out there. Plenty of more important things in life than football
 
draper said:
I've asked you before on here, who do you think would take the job giving the parameters that they'd be expected to work within?

Try and show a bit decency by acknowledging that Pardew sorted the problems out today and we got a deserved win. He's not half as bad a manager that people like you like to make out.
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He nutted a player on the side lines. The bloke is a massive ****. He is tactically naive practically 100% of the time. Everyone gets lucky. Great result but he still needs to go.
 
draper said:
I've asked you before on here, who do you think would take the job giving the parameters that they'd be expected to work within?

Try and show a bit decency by acknowledging that Pardew sorted the problems out today and we got a deserved win. He's not half as bad a manager that people like you like to make out.
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So you're one of the 'Who else would work under Ashley group (group leader: John Anderson)? Such an easy cop out that ensures The King gets an easy ride.

It's not up to me to find a suitable candidate but I reckon a lot of managers would be up for it. Thomas Tuchel, David Moyes, Eddie Howe and Christophe Galtier may be interested. Infact, De Boer could be got if you push the boat out a bit more.
 
draper said:
I've asked you before on here, who do you think would take the job giving the parameters that they'd be expected to work within?

Try and show a bit decency by acknowledging that Pardew sorted the problems out today and we got a deserved win. He's not half as bad a manager that people like you like to make out.
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Who would come to a Premier League club on big wages (comparative to most clubs in world Football) and take on the challenge of keeping a squad of decent players in the league with no pressure to ever do much more and a few million in their back pocket if they fail? Maybe a manager who fancies actually utilising some of the talent that gets brought in rather than sticking with jokes like Willamson and Obertan. While Yanga-Mbiwa gets loaned out to be first choice at table topping Roma and Ben Arfa creates chances for a team we'll likely be fighting against to stay in the league. The parameters that Pardew is expected to work within are no worse than 90% of coaches out their in Europe who don't pick their own signings, they have them bought for them and act only as head coach. Only many of those managers actually have expectations put on their shoulders that are far heavier than "just stay in the league so I can advertise my tat"

The bloke is horrendous and until last week had won 1 game in 15. Not to mention what an odious liar/excuse maker the fucker is and his past indiscretions with head butting players and pushing officials ect. Now he's got a couple of results and suddenly he's not bad.. Today he made a decent change for the first time I can remember and as you say sorted out the problems. But he was sorting out problems he caused in the first place by once again being a total coward with 10 men behind the ball in a rigid formation and a 5 foot striker playing on his own as a target man. The fact he turned things round for the first time (yeah today was actually the first time we've ever come back to win after being behind at half time under this prick) doesn't suddenly make him a decent manager.
 
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Sima said:
Has it fuck, he's an utter pig and he needs to go. This result changes nothing.
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draper said:
I've asked you before on here, who do you think would take the job giving the parameters that they'd be expected to work within?

Try and show a bit decency by acknowledging that Pardew sorted the problems out today and we got a deserved win. He's not half as bad a manager that people like you like to make out.
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mag in peace said:
He nutted a player on the side lines. The bloke is a massive ****. He is tactically naive practically 100% of the time. Everyone gets lucky. Great result but he still needs to go.
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Donnie said:
Who would come to a Premier League club on big wages (comparative to most clubs in world Football) and take on the challenge of keeping a squad of decent players in the league with no pressure to ever do much more and a few million in their back pocket if they fail? Maybe a manager who fancies actually utilising some of the talent that gets brought in rather than sticking with jokes like Willamson and Obertan while Yanga-Mbiwa gets loaned out to be first choice at table topping Roma and Ben Arfa creates chances for a team we'll likely be fighting against to stay in the league. The parameters that Pardew is expected to work within are no worse than 90% of coaches out their in Europe who don't pick their own signings, they have them bought for them and act only as head coach. Only many of those managers actually have expectations put on their shoulders that are far heavier than "just stay in the league so I can advertise my tat"

The bloke is horrendous and until last week had won 1 game in 15. Not to mention what an odious liar/excuse maker the fucker is and his past indiscretions with head butting players and pushing officials ect. Now he's got a couple of results and he's not bad. Today he made a decent change for the first time I can remember and as you say sorted out the problems, but he was sorting out problems he caused in the first place by once again being a total coward with 10 men behind the ball in a rigid formation and a 5 foot striker playing on his own as a target man. The fact he turned things round for the first time (yeah today was actually the first time we've ever come back to win after being behind at half time under this prick) doesn't suddenly make him a decent manager.
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I do think it's quite quaint when the Mags argue between themselves on here :lol:
 
Sima said:
So you're one of the 'Who else would work under Ashley group (group leader: John Anderson)? Such an easy cop out that ensures The King gets an easy ride.

It's not up to me to find a suitable candidate but I reckon a lot of managers would be up for it. Thomas Tuchel, David Moyes, Eddie Howe and Christophe Galtier may be interested. Infact, De Boer could be got if you push the boat out a bit more.
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I think it is up to those who continually call for the managers head, be it mag or mackem, to say who they want to replace the incumbent. Anyone but is hardly an answer.

As for me I'm just looking at it realistically. Ashley is going nowhere and his approach is making him money so what is in it for him to make any sort of change? I dare say he might want to give an exceptional manager more leeway but you're living in cloud cuckoo land if you think anyone with excellent credentials is going to come here for a job. Given the financial imbalance between ourselves and Chelsea, Man City, Man U, Arsenal and even the Scousers we've got no chance of anything but Europa league so the big names are not going to come however much you want it.

Moyes is a possibility but he hasn't done enough to warrant a change of tack by the owner.

Not sure why you want to trust the club to Tuchel. I had to look him up and the best he's done is taken a team to 5th, or a German Pardew. He's no experience of the Premiership.

Eddie Howe has yoyo'd back and forth to Bournemouth. Another one with no experience of the Premiership.

Christophe Galtier, done nowt and no experience of the Premiership.

De Boer was approached recently for the Dutch job but said no. Why would he want to leave a winning side and come to a club where there is potential but also problems?

Until there is a change at the very top it's Pardew in for me.
 
Donnie said:
Who would come to a Premier League club on big wages (comparative to most clubs in world Football) and take on the challenge of keeping a squad of decent players in the league with no pressure to ever do much more and a few million in their back pocket if they fail? Maybe a manager who fancies actually utilising some of the talent that gets brought in rather than sticking with jokes like Willamson and Obertan. While Yanga-Mbiwa gets loaned out to be first choice at table topping Roma and Ben Arfa creates chances for a team we'll likely be fighting against to stay in the league. The parameters that Pardew is expected to work within are no worse than 90% of coaches out their in Europe who don't pick their own signings, they have them bought for them and act only as head coach. Only many of those managers actually have expectations put on their shoulders that are far heavier than "just stay in the league so I can advertise my tat"

The bloke is horrendous and until last week had won 1 game in 15. Not to mention what an odious liar/excuse maker the fucker is and his past indiscretions with head butting players and pushing officials ect. Now he's got a couple of results and suddenly he's not bad.. Today he made a decent change for the first time I can remember and as you say sorted out the problems. But he was sorting out problems he caused in the first place by once again being a total coward with 10 men behind the ball in a rigid formation and a 5 foot striker playing on his own as a target man. The fact he turned things round for the first time (yeah today was actually the first time we've ever come back to win after being behind at half time under this prick) doesn't suddenly make him a decent manager.
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Yanga-Mbiwa was running away from the ball last season and again against Schalke. For that disgraceful performance against Everton alone I would have got rid. His style might be better suited to the Italian game, but we don't play in Italy and on too many occasions for us he was shit.

Ben Arfa is a moody luxury who cannot be relied on to play as part of a team. As good as he could be he's wasting his own talent and we're well shot of him.
 
Are you actually Alan Pardew?

If so, fuck off Alan - you're a kernt.
 
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