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MONQES said:
Hes a mag and we pass eachother on the stairs sometimes, i never say owt, he chirps up when their doing ok (typical Geordie)

Him: Alreet, se yas are proping the league up nicely

Me: Yeh see you gave Swansea a good game last night like

Him: its alright, keeps us 7th

:rolleyes:

No losing didnt keep you 7th you think twat, Southampton and Man Utd not winning kept you 7th! (and you wont be there long)
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Next time you pass just give him a push.
 

Spec wearers : You know how sometimes you get a bit of a smudge just in the line of view on one of your lenses, and whatever you look at looks a bit blurry? Well the "pass eachother (sic) on the stairs " bit was right in that line of fire. I thought he was telling us how he pisses on a mag on the stairs, and immediately went off to find a glasses wipe so i could continue reading this amazing tale of derring-do.

Imagine how gutted I was when I returned, opticality restored to full clarity, only to discover it was "pass" not "piss". Still a lesson learned I reckon, always engage in a spot of spectacle cleansing before reading threads from previously unrecognised posters, as the subsequent let down really twists like a knife, and the poster falls further down the list of obscurity and anonymity amongst a sea of dross.

And to think, the thread looked like it had real potential.
 
Derbys Exile said:
No mate, just miserable, twisty old gets who can't get a fuck out of their Mrs anymore so spend their whole lives on here bitching and moaning like the bitter and twisted old bastards they are. Here fishy...[DOUBLEPOST=1386253652][/DOUBLEPOST]
Class, always wanted to be reported.
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Shithead - nearly got is :lol:[DOUBLEPOST=1386263937][/DOUBLEPOST]
SebastienELLISbexter said:
When you've stopped crying, tell us about the time you eyeballed him in the lift
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What about the time he put two sugars in instead of one? He knows how the nasty mag likes his coffee, and it's not with 2 f***ing spoonfuls of sugar!!![DOUBLEPOST=1386264046][/DOUBLEPOST]
MONQES said:
It was though, you dont know him, thats the point i was making, he though losing kept them there!
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You're awfully serious, aren't you Simon? Or would that be Simone?
 
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MONQES said:
Hes a mag and we pass eachother on the stairs sometimes, i never say owt, he chirps up when their doing ok (typical Geordie)

Him: Alreet, se yas are proping the league up nicely

Me: Yeh see you gave Swansea a good game last night like

Him: its alright, keeps us 7th

:rolleyes:

No losing didnt keep you 7th you think twat, Southampton and Man Utd not winning kept you 7th! (and you wont be there long)
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I agree with you, His logic was clearly flawed.
 
Fabulous Falcao said:
Do you want a tissue pal, you aright mate, come on it will be okay just ignore them...
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No ones crying pal but theres plenty going over board to impress there internet friends like.[DOUBLEPOST=1386272511][/DOUBLEPOST]
mostlywrong91 said:
Shithead - nearly got is :lol:[DOUBLEPOST=1386263937][/DOUBLEPOST]

What about the time he put two sugars in instead of one? He knows how the nasty mag likes his coffee, and it's not with 2 f***ing spoonfuls of sugar!!![DOUBLEPOST=1386264046][/DOUBLEPOST]

You're awfully serious, aren't you Simon? Or would that be Simone?
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Whos Simon?
 
MONQES said:
No ones crying pal but theres plenty going over board to impress there internet friends like.[DOUBLEPOST=1386272511][/DOUBLEPOST]
Whos Simon?
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This is why the mag on the stairs done you.
 
MONQES said:
Hes a mag and we pass eachother on the stairs sometimes, i never say owt, he chirps up when their doing ok (typical Geordie)

Him: Alreet, se yas are proping the league up nicely

Me: Yeh see you gave Swansea a good game last night like

Him: its alright, keeps us 7th

:rolleyes:

No losing didnt keep you 7th you think twat, Southampton and Man Utd not winning kept you 7th! (and you wont be there long)
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Best post ever
 
MONQES said:
Hes a mag and we pass eachother on the stairs sometimes, i never say owt, he chirps up when their doing ok (typical Geordie)

Him: Alreet, se yas are proping the league up nicely

Me: Yeh see you gave Swansea a good game last night like

Him: its alright, keeps us 7th

:rolleyes:

No losing didnt keep you 7th you think twat, Southampton and Man Utd not winning kept you 7th! (and you wont be there long)
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Remploy?
 
MONQES said:
Hes a mag and we pass eachother on the stairs sometimes, i never say owt, he chirps up when their doing ok (typical Geordie)

Him: Alreet, se yas are proping the league up nicely

Me: Yeh see you gave Swansea a good game last night like

Him: its alright, keeps us 7th

:rolleyes:

No losing didnt keep you 7th you think twat, Southampton and Man Utd not winning kept you 7th! (and you wont be there long)
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Why've you reported a banter defeat?

The only way you could rectify this situation is by smashing a water bomb off his head whilst he's messing around with office equipment.
 
MONQES said:
Hes a mag and we pass eachother on the stairs sometimes, i never say owt, he chirps up when their doing ok (typical Geordie)

Him: Alreet, se yas are proping the league up nicely

Me: Yeh see you gave Swansea a good game last night like

Him: its alright, keeps us 7th

:rolleyes:

No losing didnt keep you 7th you think twat, Southampton and Man Utd not winning kept you 7th! (and you wont be there long)
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When you say pass each other on the stairs, did you mean getting on and off the variety bus?
 
MONQES said:
Haha honestly i really dont see why everyone is pissing them selves?

Yeh it probably is a shit story but i was mearly pointing out what a thick twat this mag is and how he annoys me, ive seen that done countless times on here.

Fair enough the SMB faithful have spoken, it was shite, big deal.

Its like a playground on here sometimes, i honestly don t see whats so funny.

I wasnt looking for plaudits and laughs, i was simply pointing out how annoying they are and how different they are to us.

Everyone on here seems to be trying to make something funny out of it, is it a slow day on here or sumit? Ive not been on in a while like, has this forum been taken over by 5 year olds?
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to be fair, a 5 year old could have told a better story than you
 
You should have told the short version

'I got slapped all over today in work by a mag'

Much better.
 
Flared Hicks said:
Spec wearers : You know how sometimes you get a bit of a smudge just in the line of view on one of your lenses, and whatever you look at looks a bit blurry? Well the "pass eachother (sic) on the stairs " bit was right in that line of fire. I thought he was telling us how he pisses on a mag on the stairs, and immediately went off to find a glasses wipe so i could continue reading this amazing tale of derring-do.

Imagine how gutted I was when I returned, opticality restored to full clarity, only to discover it was "pass" not "piss". Still a lesson learned I reckon, always engage in a spot of spectacle cleansing before reading threads from previously unrecognised posters, as the subsequent let down really twists like a knife, and the poster falls further down the list of obscurity and anonymity amongst a sea of dross.

And to think, the thread looked like it had real potential.
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Four eyes
 
MONQES said:
Hes a mag and we pass eachother on the stairs sometimes, i never say owt, he chirps up when their doing ok (typical Geordie)

Him: Alreet, se yas are proping the league up nicely

Me: Yeh see you gave Swansea a good game last night like

Him: its alright, keeps us 7th

:rolleyes:

No losing didnt keep you 7th you think twat, Southampton and Man Utd not winning kept you 7th! (and you wont be there long)
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Slap him with a wet Haddock.
 
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