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It's a magazine, looks like you should be on the front page of it.
 
A vile gravy stained horse bothering deluded mess.
 
The Newcastle team were booed at final whistle and when it was announced there would be a lap of honour, only a quarter of the crowd stayed to watch.

Robson said: "I can't stop the reactions of the fans. They are what they are. We thanked the ones who stayed behind.

"The club have played 28 times in Europe over the last two seasons. When was the last time this club did that? People have forgotten that. The expectation here is so high. Five of our big players did not play here today. All five would have played and you have to remember that.


Back in 1982, Geordie fans hurled abuse and spat at Robson for having the temerity to drop their hero Kevin Keegan from his first squad after being appointed England manager. It was a rude introduction to the job, but set the tone for his eight years in charge.


It started with two pints and a full English breakfast for a fiver. It ended with a man punching a horse.

In between, industrial quantities of alcohol were consumed and tensions in Newcastle city centre were ratcheted up to dangerous levels.



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Mag - An almost animal like sub species belonging to the human race (barely), easily identifiable by its shrill calls which can be heard from miles around, such as 'ERE MAN YA FUCKIN MUG LEND IZ 38P FOR MY BUSSY HYEM' or 'LEAVE IT KEEGAN EES NOT WURTH IT', this species seem to congregate around the Newcastle upon Tyne area though have been known to spill into outlying areas such as Gateshead and have also been spotted as far from Newcastle as Easington Lane or Northumberland, also distinguishable due to their odour which is like fart spray filtered through a tramps boxer shorts or by their removable black and white striped skins though these are never removed.
Are often seen meandering through the streets dragging their knuckles along the floor and shouting 'TOON TOON'

Mags tend to leave mementos of every meal plastered over their chests as pride of their eating and hunting accomplishments, these dinner medals serve as a badge of honour in enticing Mag lasses into sexual intercourse, they accomplish this by stalking their prey into a feral region of Newcastle known as the 'Bigg Market'...it is thought this place gained its name due to the colossal size of the almost female specimens who wail and defecate in pub or shop doorways and scream at each other in an almost indistinguishable manner, though to a careful observer the words 'why aye' 'fog on the tyne' 'wor lass'or 'belter' may be heard.

This territory is almost uncharted and even Davis Attenborough has refused to film here due to the dangers of the specimens encountered.
 
A person with galloping delusions of grandeur! Had a laugh last night when going through the TV guide and I clicked on the info button for the movie "Goal". The sky description was "Fairytale football drama based around ncl utd". Love the use of the word "fairytale". Having said that, if we made our own movie, we'd probably manage to get relegated in the fucker.
 
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