4th Ashes Test - Durham

[palm 1]

You don't mind if they are getting out due to fantastic bowling but most of our wickets have been literally given away. Making the spinner look like Shane Warne.
We've definitely took our eye off the ball ,should have Di Canio in the dressing room he'd be going leet.

 

[mackembhoy]

Clearly invoking the spirit of 2005 has done for him. I'm such a

Oooooooooh just discovered a new word we can't say

you can say mong and cunt easily all you gotta do is change the colour of the first letter to black and bobs your uncle. I'm guessing they're one of the words you were trying to say.

 

[Chappers]

Christ never known as many people twisting in one place. It's cricket , it happens.

 

[Antidotes]

Time for Bairstow to show he can actually bat

 

[mackembhoy]

Christ never known as many people twisting in one place. It's cricket , it happens.

Bell aside our batters are out of nick, but agreed and not really wetting mesel here.

 

[Randy Ostrich]

you can say mong and cunt easily all you gotta do is change the colour of the first letter to black and bobs your uncle. I'm guessing they're one of the words you were trying to say.

Nope, guess again........

Christ never known as many people twisting in one place. It's cricket , it happens.

Admittedly it's not 59-5 but it's pretty poor. No-one's slitting their wrists here

 

[mackembhoy]

Nope, guess again........

well we can't say spacker

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Correct! It was !

 

[Laidback Jack]

Got a cheap ticket for Day 5. Looking unlikely that I will see any cricket.

 

[Chappers]

Bell aside our batters are out of nick

Such is life, and such is test cricket. If not the openers would get 600 plus and the game would draw everyone.

250 was said to be a decent score we are on 168

 

[Scotty 1978]

Time for Bairstow to show he can actually bat

this

 

[tynevalleyblackcat]

Got a cheap ticket for Day 5. Looking unlikely that I will see any cricket.

You were never likely to at the Riverside unless we lose 2 days to rain.

Very few teams score loads of runs on this track. Lets just see how the Aussies get on before slitting our wrists.

 

[Chappers]

Time for Bairstow to show he can actually bat

Tbf, is he not the 4th highest England batter in the series

 

[Laidback Jack]

You were never likely to at the Riverside unless we lose 2 days to rain.

Very few teams score loads of runs on this track. Lets just see how the Aussies get on before slitting our wrists.

I just heard rain and thought we might.

How do you go about getting a refund?

 

[Wise Man Says]

Holding having a go at the pitch.

 

[mackembhoy]

Holding having a go at the pitch.

The flattest pitch of the series was apparently the best pitch

Mikey throws in some bizarre comments every so often.

 

[brandon]

For anyone browsing at the ground - how much is all the bait?!

 

[Wise Man Says]

What's a par score on this pitch do we reckon?

 

[Randy Ostrich]

Tbf, is he not the 4th highest England batter in the series

That's not saying a huge amount in fairness!

Even if you're the 4th best slimmer at fat camp, you're still a fat f***ing mess

 

[Chappers]

what's a par score on this pitch do we reckon?

250-300

That's not saying a huge amount in fairness!

Even if you're the 4th best slimmer at fat camp, you're still a fat f***ing mess