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Rubbish Things About Cricket

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Playing a shit shot to a shit ball
Smashing your fingers up when keeping
Bails blowing off in the wind
Crap club pitches
Night watchmen
The price of crap booze in grounds
Fancy dress
The media stand at old Trafford
The new pavilion at Headingley
Green tops
Wankers who go to t20 to build beer snakes
 
SAFC 2012 said:
:lol::lol: Sad thing is hes a f***ing cracking player when he doesnt convince himself that every wicket is a mine field and stands blocking all day
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Totally disagree with this. Bells problem is he often doesn't value his wicket enough, and throws it away to easily. I know his job in the middle order is to score at a higher rate but if he played more innings like he did today he would score alot more runs
 
Crap, humourless and repetive sledging

And inept captains who shout, "We've gone a bit quiet here!" How will that make a difference dick head. The bowling and fielding will still be shit even if we are sqwawking like demented monkeys:evil:
 
Tossers who put up their brollys at the slightest hint of Rain & the Barmy 'act like Cricket fans then go quiet when the County season starts' Army.
 
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