"I had a lovely day out in Cambridge on Saturday."
"Oh did you Charmless? What did you get up to? Punting on the Cam? Admiring the architecture of Trinity and St John's Colleges? Pick up a necklace for your girlfriend in one of the boutiques on the King's Parade?"
"Nah mate, I got a Big Mac and slung half my bun at the pigeons."
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