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Walk off, save the tantrum for the dressing room.

There is nothing funnier in cricket for players or spectators than hearing kit being launched around a changing room.

Makes a great game working out by the sounds which bit of kit smashed into what.
 
Huey Lad said:
Walk off, save the tantrum for the dressing room.

There is nothing funnier in cricket for players or spectators than hearing kit being launched around a changing room.

Makes a great game working out by the sounds which bit of kit smashed into what.
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Nothing like a good clear out of the dressing room when you know it's coming
 
Kick off, set fire to the umpire, stab the bowler, massacre the crowd.
 
Wor youngun was given out caught behind when he missed one by six inches yesterday by an umps that is registered deaf :lol:

Just walked of with a smile on his face
 
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A bloke got ran out in a SMB game last week and on the way back to the changing rooms kicked fuck out of the door. The SMB team just laughed.

I'm usually more annoyed with myself as it's usually a stinker of a shot that i get out to.:oops:
 
Simple walk off smile and ask that club officers tell the league that he never umpires a game at our ground again!

I recall one game when a player from Newton Aycliffe got so wound up that the police were called and he spent the night in the cells!
 
SAFC2403 said:
A bloke got ran out in a SMB game last week and on the way back to the changing rooms kicked fuck out of the door. The SMB team just laughed.

I'm usually more annoyed with myself as it's usually a stinker of a shot that i get out to.:oops:
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:oops::oops:

Toe absolutly knacks of the main fire escape door but the dressing room door took its kicking like a man. Only kick off like that once every two or three season but was really frustrated that we had fucked up the hard work of getting in on an aqful pitch and things were just getting easier
 
Greavsie said:
:oops::oops:

Toe absolutly knacks of the main fire escape door but the dressing room door took its kicking like a man. Only kick off like that once every two or three season but was really frustrated that we had fucked up the hard work of getting in on an aqful pitch and things were just getting easier
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Ive done similar in the past and its done in the heat of the moment and then you just feel like a tit for a bit afterwards
 
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Ive done similar in the past and its done in the heat of the moment and then you just feel like a tit for a bit afterwards
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As i say its a rare event but i slways reckon that a quick let off of steam can be better than sitting in silence for a few hours like fellas ive played with in the past
 
Old Timer said:
Simple walk off smile and ask that club officers tell the league that he never umpires a game at our ground again!

I recall one game when a player from Newton Aycliffe got so wound up that the police were called and he spent the night in the cells!
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:lol: :lol:

Used to just sit in silence but then I realised just smiling and making the Umps buy me a pint in the clubhouse after is much more enjoyable.
 
I generally walk off and if I think I've had a bad one I'll shake me head and then whinge to everyone

Sometimes the odd thing will be kicked and bat thrown in the changing rooms.
 
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