I'm a right knacker me...

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Riviera said:
You've sent me into a panic now ffs :roll:

I've just checked me boarding pass and told our lass we'll have to leave earlier in case there's any bad traffic on the way to Nice airport ..... after all this is the height of the holiday period!

What if I get a puncture, what if I break down, what if there's a problem with the plane, what if I get thrown off for being hysterical and screaming about whether we'll crash on the drive up to Sunderland :eek:
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What if buy you that pint I owe you will that calm you down
 


girojim said:
What type of hom drinks white wine?
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He's trying not to stand out ........... in that deluded way that staggering, slurring, grinning drunks think they're fooling everyone, while they're actually laughing themselves daft at them.
 
I should make a serious point among the hilarity - they won't let you on this flight if you're monumentally pissed, so mebbes it's worth slowing down a bit.

It'll be all fun and games until you miss the next one.

I know, I'm a miserable fucker. But I see the potential for a whole weekend's worth of pictures here if he gets on the flight......
 
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The Exile said:
I should make a serious point among the hilarity - they won't let you on this flight if you're monumentally pissed, so mebbes it's worth slowing down a bit.

It'll be all fun and games until you miss the next one.
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:cry::cry::cry::lol:
 
The Exile said:
I should make a serious point among the hilarity - they won't let you on this flight if you're monumentally pissed, so mebbes it's worth slowing down a bit.

It'll be all fun and games until you miss the next one.

I know, I'm a miserable fucker. But I see the potential for a whole weekend's worth of pictures here if he gets on the flight......
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Give over, you can be pissed as a fart, as long as you're not going on like a bellend.
 
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