When we scored our 90th minute winner against the Mags...

[Deleted member 29136]

I've just remembered that it's pointless celebrating as our club shop doesn't sell 'why aye man' outfits.

Christmas is cancelled.

 

[hank evans]

I couldn't celebrate properly as I was worried Steven Taylor had given the post concussion and all the planes that go to our air show must land at newcastle

 

[Rober33]

Aye, I was gutted about them gates anarl. They are historic ya knar, from way back in 1986.

Before football began you mean?

I celebrated just fine but what really took the shine off was when one of them reminded me that they are 4 points above us in the League and have scored 3 more goals. I'm devastated now.

 

[squashjoe]

All I could think about was the train to Sunderland and then the long drive home to Essex being happy. not really fair on the principality that is the Geordie nation

 

[Kevin Arnott's right boot]

I can never truly celebrate a SAFC victory because once, when I was on holiday, I had to explain where Sunderland was by saying "near Newcastle"

 

[ab 65]

My elation was cut short as it dawned on me that we had just beaten everyone's favourite second team therefore bringing misery to millions . I feared we would incur the wrath of a nation !

You've spelt nayshun wrang marra.

 

[box2box]

Believe me there is no satisfaction out there without being able to sink my teeth into a KFC bucket

 

[moo]

Before football began you mean?

I celebrated just fine but what really took the shine off was when one of them reminded me that they are 4 points above us in the League and have scored 3 more goals. I'm devastated now.

So we aren't going to be 'Top Dogs' either?

Honestly man, Christmas is ruined.

 

[safcrhys.]

I began to celebrate wildly until I remembered I have no identity. I then sank to my knees threw my arms in the air and yelled 'what am I?' at the top of my lungs.

 

[Falconhoof]

My celebrations were cut short when I realised we had only won three points in a league game.
Sliding back into the shadow of my illustrious neighbours I thought to myself "I wish one day we will be invited to a friendly tournament abroad and then claim it as a European cup win"

 

[minkeysteve]

As the net bulged, I could only focus with envy behind the goal on the residents of Byker, Denton, Benton, Benwell, Heaton, Walker, Westerhope, Elswick and Scotswood in the knowledge that Sunderland is a shithole

 

[durham.mackem]

After over 24 hours of non stop hammering the mags about "4 in a row," my smug smile was completely wiped of my face when one of them uploaded this earth shattering image. What a waste of 47 quid.

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[safcrhys.]

What ruined it for me was out lack of winning a tin pot European certuficate a few years back

Ha'way man, the patterns on it were divine.

 

[one gary owers]

I was going to celebrate but realised the jawdie famous No 9 didnt win European golden boot and ower Super Kev did

 

[tynevalleyblackcat]

It was only a derby win, it's not as if we had won the transfer window like they did.

 

[Langy]

I was celebrating but quickly stopped as I was thinking, none of our team would get in newcastles starting eleven...

 

[Maravilla]

Just remembered that they have the greatest scout in the history of world football, the last 28 hours of euphoria have been for fuck all.

 

[gipetto]

As the ball rocketed into the net my immediate thought was that we no longer have a KFC in the city centre...

 

[Sneech]

Despite yesterdays magnificent victory, I've spent today in a depressive gloom as the thought struck me that we would never plan on having giant slides to get our fans into the ground.

 

[Parkmaverick]

I couldn't celebrate knowing that Look North would report the result as 0-0

They did - said it was a draw which one team won.

I felt I couldn't celebrate as I knew the lads at the match would be getting berated by a fat obnoxious bloke with walking sticks and a black curly perm wig.