Tonight I'm going to make love to you.

[redandwhiterob]

Any one want to send their chick a love poem, you can copy and past this one if you like?


'Tonight I'm going to make love to you'


Tonight when the moon is bright I'm going to make sweet love to you my love
I'll put some Soul music on my 1210's, Soul on vinyl black as you lay back onto my bed,
Burning, burning will be your shy blushes red,
And wonderful thoughts of desire in your head
You are a rose,
A beautiful rose
Love grows.

Tonight when the Moons silver hue casts it's light on you through my window pain
Feeling to you like a red hot Hot Dog, my tongue will run down the back of your neck,
Tenderly, at a time you least expect,
The hottest of lovers you won't reject
I'll be yours
You'll be mine
Loves divine.

What a sad, pathetic creature you are

 

[tunstall birdman]

What a sad, pathetic creature you are

Ahh hello Rob, been a while.

 

[Son of Stan]

Quick question @tunstall birdman -which poets do you like/rate? Just wondering if you're looking for inspiration in all the wrong places?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Diesel? The streets were full of horses and carts the last time you had a buck man!

Ahh the days of getting pegs, balloons and Goldfish to tease the lasses with.

Quick question @tunstall birdman -which poets do you like/rate? Just wondering if you're looking for inspiration in all the wrong places?

The Romantics and the Beat poets.

 

[Wilfy]

Quick question @tunstall birdman -which poets do you like/rate? Just wondering if you're looking for inspiration in all the wrong places?

Shite ones by the look of it.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Is it proper English or not the gentleman thing to do to type in full Capital Letters?

GentlemanLY, you f***ing rotter

 

[ilovehorswill]

Tunstall birdman sitting in his house
Scratching out his pertry like a little mouse
Writing dirty verses all about f***ing
Been a long time since he's been bucking

 

[tunstall birdman]

Shite ones by the look of it.

Tiger tiger burning bright
Why is Wilfy full of shite.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Len Deighton's Berlin Game, Mexico Set and London Match

 

[Wierd Valley Mackem]

My missus would tell me to fuck off if i recited that

 

[Arkle]

The Birdman of Tunstall by Steve Guttenberg

I'm a butcher of language
And a butcher of love
Who'll do rude things to a fat lass
Lowered by crane from above

 

[tunstall birdman]

Thought it was going to be about this corker

What the fuck is that?

 

[look out piano]

I think modern mackem lasses prefer this prose;

Bend ower hin,
I'm full of gin,
Tonight I can spend more than a moment within,
I'll pull ya hair an spit in ya pyet,
For five long minutes , as good as it gets

Gerrup !

 

[cluffy]

What the fuck is that?

 

[tunstall birdman]

The Birdman of Tunstall by Steve Guttenberg

I'm a butcher of language
And a butcher of love
Who'll do rude things to a fat lass
Lowered by crane from above

Making fannys looking like a Butchers slab after being destoryed by my hi octane pounding action.

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Len Deighton's Berlin Game, Mexico Set and London Match

Fuck off.

 

[tunstall birdman]

@Big Duke Six shite.

 

[Son of Stan]

Ahh the days of getting pegs, balloons and Goldfish to tease the lasses with.


The Romantics and the Beat poets.

And yet you come out with hot dogs?? Byron and the lads must be spinning in their graves.

 

[Arkle]

Len Deighton's Berlin Game, Mexico Set and London Match

Not sure that's a poem.

 

[GalacticZorro]

Gerrup !