Marco
Goalkeeper
What is the gravy crack about though? It’s f***ing dire.
Ooo happy clapper, bed wetter, I can smell the gravy. Sad as fuck
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Ooo happy clapper, bed wetter, I can smell the gravy. Sad as fuck
Hendon Mad Frog
Midfield
Two of those things have nothing to do with the other. I wouldn't expect a bistovian to know the difference like.
Marco
Goalkeeper
“Bistovian”. Dear me.
wednesday1957
Midfield
It sorta runs out of ideas as you read down..
First one...Yea can see the funny side...If a little ironic if they f.ook it up having a state owner
Then theres a "Sign post"
Then theres one that every town in the country has
Then summat about "chips" that has to be explained to every f.ucker
Then..another sign post.
Now I'm no Charles Dickens.....but I reckon it could have been done better...
MackneyHackem
Striker
Whether you're a Mag or one of us I don't care, but I agree that the gravy/Bisto crack is absolutely weak as fuck and not funny at all.
Marco
Goalkeeper
Where does it even come from? What does it mean?
Hendon Mad Frog
Midfield
Doesn't matter which way you spin it, you're a mag.
Houghtoner
Midfield
Lifting patter but expect nowt else.
Heritage hampers
Midfield
Extra time was a better show
MackneyHackem
Striker
Saying that Mags only have one top that they wear every day of their lives and it's their NUFC shirt, and they always have stains on them because they don't wash.
Yous are absolutely obsessed with wearing your replica shirts and it's funny as fuck, I just think that gag could be much better executed.
Charmless Man
Striker
You’re often the subject of interesting fetishes you mind.
Hendon Mad Frog
Midfield
From the mags with gravy stained shirts who like a TV appearance.
You're giving yourself away a bit here like.
Marco
Goalkeeper
Eeee what am I like eh?
Redandwhitedust
Winger
Used to be canny when I was younger. Used to pick up old football programmes cheap, plus had a fair amount of Sunderland and Boro stuff as well, and had a lot of NFL merchandise you couldn't easily find pre-internet
Basically sells tat now. They had loads of "unofficial" Newcastle Merchandise in the window last time I passed it. Including hilarious flags which had the old Batman logo with the Batman text replaced with Botman, and a Peroni flag which was Tonali instead.
Not to mention the "You'll never beat Dan Burn" one.
MackneyHackem
Striker
They love it man.
Mr Redknapp
Striker
and have never met or worked with people from Sunderland... narrow-world views and that
MackneyHackem
Striker
100%
wednesday1957
Midfield
I suggest Mackems buy them...and edit it accordingly
First 3 words on first sign
The last time
First word 4th sign
Geordies
last 3 words first sign
Played in Europe
Second line down on 5th sign
Brunos f***ing
First 2 words 6th sign....#
St James
You get
""The Last time geordies played in Europe Bruno was f ucking St James"
Works near enough....
