Shearer Barclays ad

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This'll be doing our head's in for the next few weeks. Might as well get used to it now.

 


Free ticket Jawdies.

Fantastic how they shoehorned the old 'best fans in the world' catchphrase in.
 
Went to his first match at 12 years old, fucked off at 16.

I like him more now cause it seems he's not much of a Mag really
 
Randy Ostrich said:
I'm guessing it costs a fortune to move to a Shearer account and when you get one it's full of penalties?
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Nah when he's given free reign to manage the account himself he gets it relegated from a premier account to a second division one.
 
If they're hoping that baldy bassa will boost their customer profile they're in for a shock.
Table of % satisfied customers:
1. First Direct, 85%
2. Smile, 78%
3. The One Account, 75%
4. Co-operative Bank, 73%
5. N&P Building Society, 71%
6. Nationwide Building Society, 67%
7. Clydesdale Bank, 64%
8. Yorkshire Bank, 64%
9. Cahoot, 62%
10. Halifax, 61%
11. NatWest, 61%
12. HSBC, 59%
13. Intelligent Finance (IF), 59%
14. Lloyds TSB, 56%
15. Danske Bank, 55%
16. Barclays, 54%
17. Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS), 53%
18. Santander, 51%
19. Bank of Scotland, 50%
20. Ulster Bank, 45%
21. Bank of Ireland, 41%
 
ripe for a voiceover that

the national front were distributing leaflets outside
we threw bananas at the visitors number 11
some dirty bastard pissed down my leg
we lost so spat at Jack Charlton
our centre half was caught nicking gloves from Fenwicks
we threw a petrol bomb into the visitors enclosure
we were losing so invaded the pitch to try and force an abandonment
they wanted to sign me but I told them to piss off and travelled 350 miles away instead
 
West Winger said:
Nah when he's given free reign to manage the account himself he gets it relegated from a premier account to a second division one.
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I read it starts with a 12 point lead over other accounts but then the rate quickly drops

Geronimo said:
If they're hoping that baldy bassa will boost their customer profile they're in for a shock.
Table of % satisfied customers:
1. First Direct, 85%
2. Smile, 78%
3. The One Account, 75%
4. Co-operative Bank, 73%
5. N&P Building Society, 71%
6. Nationwide Building Society, 67%
7. Clydesdale Bank, 64%
8. Yorkshire Bank, 64%
9. Cahoot, 62%
10. Halifax, 61%
11. NatWest, 61%
12. HSBC, 59%
13. Intelligent Finance (IF), 59%
14. Lloyds TSB, 56%
15. Danske Bank, 55%
16. Barclays, 54%
17. Royal Bank of Scotland (RBS), 53%
18. Santander, 51%
19. Bank of Scotland, 50%
20. Ulster Bank, 45%
21. Bank of Ireland, 41%
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Just staying up mind. In all likelihood they are the Hull City of banking.
 
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