Ponteland Airport arrival shed

[Cowvahlo]

Iirc they're replacing the Angel of the North with a huge rusted structure of Fabio doing his knife in mouth celebration.



Hambeast

That'd be class, I'd actually like it then instead of hating it and wanting to piss on it everytime I drive past.

 

[monkeytassle]

Nowt special. Athens was canny shit. Rekyjavik canny shit. Warsaw canny shit. I think airports are just quite shit, because they're well, y'knar, airports. Stratford's my least favourite bus station fyi.

it's a quality airport you knacker.

 

[Cowvahlo]

shithole mate. in comparison. it's like comparing the bridges to harrods.

And we all know Harrods is a shithole compared to the Bridges...theres no Greggs in Harrods.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Nowt special. Athens was canny shit. Rekyjavik canny shit. Warsaw canny shit. I think airports are just quite shit, because they're well, y'knar, airports. Stratford's my least favourite bus station fwiw.



Why's that funny?

Just is

 

[Arkle]

And we all know Harrods is a shithole compared to the Bridges...theres no Greggs in Harrods.

You can get a kebab for about £30 in Harrods though.

 

[Roger Senseless]

How big are the trees?

Depends how close you stand to them. From Washington they're far smaller than the AoL ones. Cheapskates.

 

[PhilSAFC]

How come even when the airport is empty there's a massive queue at the greggs

 

[Sebasaurus II]

it's a quality airport you knacker.

What's quality about it? It's a f***ing airport ffs.

 

[monkeytassle]

What's quality about it? It's a f***ing airport ffs.

well it's not a shithole. it's a nice place to be. it's not rammed full of football-top wearing barcodes for starters.

I was kidding when I said I'd holiday there

 

[lostinfrance]

Recently did the Gatwick Express.
I couldn't help thinking what a depressing first impression of UK for thousands of tourists.

 

[monkeytassle]

Recently did the Gatwick Express.
I couldn't help thinking what a depressing first impression of UK for thousands of tourists.

the ticket hall for the train at Gatwick? as an English speaker I'd rather try to buy a ticket in Cyrillic in deepest Russia.

 

[Roger Senseless]

Paphos, Cyprus was a feckin chicken shed the last time we were there to visit me sister. And it didn't help that this little hairy chimp came and picked up our bags and wondered off. We followed behind doing chimp impersonations whenever he wasn't looking. Turned out to be me sister's new husband.

 

[Rick O Shea]

Dyce is a disgrace (for the so called oil capital of Europe). Prestwick is not pretty either - but that's what you'd expect with Ryanair.

Copenhagen is nice, but I really like Porto - they made a really good job when they did it up for the European Championships. It's the only airport I've been to where you don't feel crowded (even at the gate).

 

[Lambchops]

Brno and bratslava airports are class, about the size of a bus stop and 50% of them are the bar

 

[viccarlton]

What do people expect from an arrivals area?
Checklist.
Runway to land on ✓
Safe means of alighting aeroplane ✓
Baggage reclaim area ✓

Go home ✓

 

[Barnacle Boy]

Brno and bratslava airports are class, about the size of a bus stop and 50% of them are the bar

If 50% of any building is bar then its a building I want to visit

What do people expect from an arrivals area?
Checklist.
Runway to land on ✓
Safe means of alighting aeroplane ✓
Baggage reclaim area ✓

Go home ✓

Another one
Get off plane straight onto tarmac and make your own way into 'terminal' whilst avoiding other planes / cars / baggage trucks etc.

 

[viccarlton]

If 50% of any building is bar then its a building I want to visit


Another one
Get off plane straight onto tarmac and make your own way into 'terminal' whilst avoiding other planes / cars / baggage trucks etc.

Hmmmm

 

[StripedPaddy]

Avoiding other airplanes.

Try MSP. Fcuking walkin is like going through a swarm of bees

 

[joemcdokes]

What do you want a band greeting you in a state of the art building singing, 'ha ha, your holidays over'.?

 

[KarenDent]

Thanks lad, never heard of it being called Ponteland.

Thanks.

nee the wonder you're confused young Paddy..................................... for the geographically challenged on here It's Woolsington not blinking Ponteland