• The forums will be unavailable for a few hours on Saturday 6th June, when they do return they will initially be in a degraded state with some features missing, but normal posting/reading will be possible. The main website will not be affected by these updates.
    New user registrations are currently disabled.

Nightmare.

Status
Not open for further replies.
The Mole

The Mole

Striker
Contributor
Harper the Goalkeeper

Once upon a time in a land called the geordie nation not so far away. There was a little old goalkeeper who was very proud to be a geordie and was a hero on the river of Tyne. He played for the local team called Noocastle who were massive the knars. However he was canny shit but stayed there yors cos nee one else wanted him.

Then one day after some not so daft fucker decided he was shite, they sacked the daft get. This did not remove the love that Harper the Goalkeeper had for the scum sorry Geordie bastards, and he ended up at Ull City Tigers win another git fat f***ing geordie leg end. A dint knar how long he was there but his love for the biggest clerb in the whole world never waned the knars.

Then holy fuck he end up at Sunderland the end.
 
Last edited:

The Mole said:
Harper the Goalkeeper

Once upon a time in a land called the geordie nation not so far away. There was a little old goalkeeper who was very proud to be a geordie and was a hero on the river of Tyne. He played for the local team called Noocastle who were massive the knars. However he was canny shit but stayed there yors cos nee one else wanted him.

Then one day after some not so daft fucker decided he was shite, they sacked the daft get. This did not remove the love that Harper the Goalkeeprt had for the scum sorry Geordie bastards, and he ended up at Ull City Tigers win another git fat f***ing geordie leg end. A dint knar how long he was there but his love for the biggest clerb in the whole world never waned the knars.

Then holy fuck he end up at Sunderland the end.
Click to expand...

You actually spent time writing that?
 
The Mole said:
Harper the Goalkeeper

Once upon a time in a land called the geordie nation not so far away. There was a little old goalkeeper who was very proud to be a geordie and was a hero on the river of Tyne. He played for the local team called Noocastle who were massive the knars. However he was canny shit but stayed there yors cos nee one else wanted him.

Then one day after some not so daft fucker decided he was shite, they sacked the daft get. This did not remove the love that Harper the Goalkeeprt had for the scum sorry Geordie bastards, and he ended up at Ull City Tigers win another git fat f***ing geordie leg end. A dint knar how long he was there but his love for the biggest clerb in the whole world never waned the knars.

Then holy fuck he end up at Sunderland the end.
Click to expand...
You absolute weapon :lol:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top