Just been on an Amazon review frenzy !

[ontap]

I want to improve my 47,000 (ish) position in the standings, I've been scathing on a few reviews and took the piss on others - it was a laugh while it lasted tbh .

"Bit crap really, figures aren't much cop and my son played with it once and it's now at the bottom of his toy storage box. Nice enough thing for a Star Wars fan - maybe it's more for older kids and adults, I'm not sure lol !" was one of them ! .

your ill mate , get help now before its too late.

 

[look out piano]

your ill mate , get help now before its too late.

Don't be f***ing stupid , leaving reviews on products I've bought makes me ill ? you get help ya tosser ! .

 

[girojim]

Just whoring up the Amazon review thingy jimbo, nowt sinister fella ! .

I never suggested there was anything sinister about it.

 

[look out piano]

I never suggested there was anything sinister about it.

Aye I know, but you know what I meant I'd imagine ? .

 

[girojim]

I've had a glass of port, I'm not drunk (that would only be if I'd drunk the whole bottle and I'm not about to do that on a school night !................I sure as hell wouldn't be engaging in any kind of communication on the interwebz, that's for sure ! .


They're shite, scratchy as owt ! .

I have been given a bottle of port from work, I have never had it before. How do you drink it? By itself?

 

[ontap]

Don't be f***ing stupid , leaving reviews on products I've bought makes me ill ? you get help ya tosser ! .

you buy summat you use it you dont sit like a big TIT writing about it to the seller , unless of course your ill

 

[look out piano]

I have been given a bottle of port from work, I have never had it before. How do you drink it? By itself?

Aye, or with a slice of lemon and a dash of lemonade if you're soft .

 

[Butzke]

I have been given a bottle of port from work, I have never had it before. How do you drink it? By itself?

Put it in your blue wkd. Cheeky vimto

 

[girojim]

Aye, or with a slice of lemon and a dash of lemonade if you're soft .

What is it? Like a 'wine?

 

[look out piano]

you buy summat you use it you dont sit like a big TIT writing about it to the seller , unless of course your ill

You review the products you've bought (and I've bought a lot, and hadn't left any reviews for a while), jesus christ man ! .

What is it? Like a 'wine?

Aye like a fortified wine, heavy but nice - warms you up a treat tbh ! .

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

@Lefty Frizzell

 

[PhilSAFC]

I have been given a bottle of port from work, I have never had it before. How do you drink it? By itself?

I'd pour it down the sink if this is what it reduces you to

 

[James]

I'd pour it down the sink if this is what it reduces you to

 

[Sister Ray]

Did you review that massive moose head thing?

I have been given a bottle of port from work, I have never had it before. How do you drink it? By itself?

If this thread is anything to go by I think you inject it

 

[look out piano]

I'd pour it down the sink if this is what it reduces you to

Reviewing purchases, nothing more ffs-some people man !! .

 

[knarfw]

I'd pour it down the sink if this is what it reduces you to

This, I'd rather rub my cock on Susan Boyle's moustache than drink that shite.

 

[girojim]

You review the products you've bought (and I've bought a lot, and hadn't left any reviews for a while), jesus christ man ! .


Aye like a fortified wine, heavy but nice - warms you up a treat tbh ! .

I don't drink wine. Can you mix it?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

How's the hangover @look out piano ?

 

[Kid Galahad]

This, I'd rather rub my cock on Susan Boyle's moustache than drink that shite.

You should write that as your Dow's Port review on Amazon, most helpful....

 

[Cyrilsneer]

I want to improve my 47,000 (ish) position in the standings, I've been scathing on a few reviews and took the piss on others - it was a laugh while it lasted tbh .

"Bit crap really, figures aren't much cop and my son played with it once and it's now at the bottom of his toy storage box. Nice enough thing for a Star Wars fan - maybe it's more for older kids and adults, I'm not sure lol !" was one of them ! .

Oh dear