Half and half scarfs for the derby!

[the dark one]

Hoy them in the Wear and if they float, burn 'em

But they'll be wet?

 

[beam1234]

I have one that is half red and half white in alternating blocks.

 

[dublinchris]

It writes me off when people end their statement in "end of".

You haven't even ended your statement, let alone said something so profound you have ended the conversation.

Okey dokey

 

[AlpineExile]

But they'll be wet?

As Homer Simpson used to say: "Alcohol ... the solution to life's problems"

 

[JonnotheMackem]

Have you not heard? We're all best mates now!

 

[is BobBob lost]

I have one that is half red and half white in alternating blocks.

Bin dipping, dirty Leeds bastard

 

[janey]

They are stupid at anytime, but they are just ridiculous for a derby. Anyone wearing one around me will get a very nasty look

 

[Sunderlandanth]

One word..... lol

 

[Bear]

Christ Santa let himself go a bit this year.

 

[Dilligaf60]

The not red and white bit could be useful in emergencies,for example having just had a dump and discovering there's no bog roll, blowing yer nose on it, or wiping seagull shite off your windscreen.

 

[Old Timer]

Assisted suicide is all I can say

 

[davoak]

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I'm wearing this.

What the fuck is that?

 

[Bear]

What the fuck is that?

No idea on both accounts

 

[gazc24]

Saw 1 or 2 wearing them in the North Stand last year had to do a double take as from some angles it just looked like a mag scarf.

 

[Osaka]

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I'm gettin the word................. Nonce

 

[Clatts]

It writes me off when people end their statement in "end of".

You haven't even ended your statement, let alone said something so profound you have ended the conversation.

This!

Same goes for 'that is all'

 

[chriswallace85]

Should be burnt, along with any fucker wearing them.

Whey, cut 'em in half first. Just burn the shit bit.

 

[dcl0sc]

Ridiculous idea surely? Can't see many people buying these.

Half red and half white?

 

[Sebasaurus II]

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I'm wearing this.

I knew someone would have posted this. I nearly chucked up my breakfast.

I don't think anything's made me cringe as much as this.

 

[The Hooded Claw]

This!

Same goes for 'that is all'

And "well?"