frozen peas are ok but marrowfat peas straight from the can is where its at
Breaking up with a worldy because she eats frozen peas straight from the freezer
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OP has it easy
My lass has been known to eat sausages (raw) straight from the packet
While she claims she is from minor italian aristocracy - it seems clear to me she is albanian or from some other wrong un peasant race
My lass has been known to eat sausages (raw) straight from the packet
While she claims she is from minor italian aristocracy - it seems clear to me she is albanian or from some other wrong un peasant race
Paddy O'Dors
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Saw a lass eating a hot dog with a knife and fork the other day.
Goat Eyes
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My ex used to eat mince (suppose it's only tartare) straight from the packet but still.OP has it easy
My lass has been known to eat sausages (raw) straight from the packet
While she claims she is from minor italian aristocracy - it seems clear to me she is albanian or from some other wrong un peasant race
A raw sausage is pretty bad.
Dirty foreigner.
dangermows
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Anyone who has a partner who uses the term worldy is wrong un.
Anyone who uses the term worldy needs binning.
Not got a mouth like?
Anyone who uses the term worldy needs binning.
Not got a mouth like?
NewAdventuresInWiFi
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I'd see that as a positive mind.
Suggests she's pure filth & happy to put any sort of sausage in her gob no matter what state or condition it's in.
dangermows
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Any sort? Thats probably his worry every time he isn't with her.
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Was about to give it a go when I realised the true moral of the thread is Mr P might dump me.
Walter Ego
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Turns out some other bird I'm seeing (Aye, loads) eats uncooked frozen chips. f***ing hell.
NewAdventuresInWiFi
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That suggests he's got some complex insecurity issues then which is a whole new thread in itself.
Bob Fleming
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I'm supposed to be disgusted by stories of female eating habits but I'm overcome by admiration for the OP and his many worldy lasses. What a LAD
So she's class at volleys and that?
Charmless Man
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Worldy means 'World Class'.
In the context of a lass it means a bare minimum 9.5/10*
E.g Emily Ratajiowski or however the fuck you spell it.
*If you're an absolute banter LAD.
Cee Jay
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Hold on a minute.....something wrong here, and not on about the pea eating
How did you pull a lass never mind a non gopping one
Shot put.
Can we skewer him with summat sharp first? If so I'm in. Possibly have his fingernails away n all.
NewAdventuresInWiFi
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Hold on a minute.....something wrong here, and not on about the pea eating
How did you pull a lass never mind a non gopping one
None. Of. This. Thread. Has. Actually. Happened.
Probably wadn't then.
Cee Jay
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You mean you doubt that Walter has pulled a bird.....it is hard to believe mind
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