best newspaper headline ever?

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just seen this... seems pertinent for this thread :

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[The Raven]

Wasn't a headline but I saw one of them boards that the echo have outside of shops with the latest story which was;

RINGTON'S TEAMAN SAVES OAP

 

[super noodles]

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[yfc54]

Hetton man caught giving Kelly Brook a real hammering from behind. Oops sorry. That's next weekend

 

[niknak_123]

Hetton man caught giving Kelly Brook a real hammering from behind. Oops sorry. That's next weekend

Ripper style?

 

[yfc54]

More a Rip Her mate

 

[hank williams]

Super calithistle Celtic are atrocious

After Inverness Caladonia thistle beat Celtic

 

[muggboots]

Probably Rizla.

nice work lad.

 

[Life's A Pitch]

Begs the question, how are dogs getting hold of these quavers to pay for their blowies?

 

[muggboots]

Begs the question, how are dogs getting hold of these quavers to pay for their blowies?

Shoplifting, they get the guide dogs to go in and lift them .

 

[monkeytassle]

Begs the question, how are dogs getting hold of these quavers to pay for their blowies?

direct from their walkers

 

[Wilfy]

direct from their walkers

Canny.

 

[Barnacle Boy]

direct from their walkers

Weeeeeeyyyyy!!!

 

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[Life's A Pitch]

direct from their walkers

Yes son!!! f***ing yes!!!!!

 

[safc4everbp]

Sunday sport- woman born without fanny, could,nt give a fuck

 

[Cockney Mackem]

Begs the question, how are dogs getting hold of these quavers to pay for their blowies?

They're tromboning the manager of the local Spar in return for multipack boxes

 

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