FIRE THEM ALL!
The Apprentice 2016
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Turned it on halfway through. Imagine my surprise to see a load of arsehole salespeople who are completely out of their depth. I'd fire the lot of them.
I didn't see the start, do they still not let them use the Internet?
I didn't see the start, do they still not let them use the Internet?
Do these people not watch the show? Being PM in week one is always suicide.
jacko100
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Not happy at getting fired!
You would have thought they would have cottoned on by now, the losing pm always goes in week one.
Cee Jay
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That dark haired bird who looks a bit like Suranne Jones is nice...annoying as fuck and mental but a wad
Face like a bag of wheelchairs that lass with a touch of Michelle fowler thrown in there.
andymulesafc
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Bladecat
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Did Lady Brady not say
"You never established your pricing strategy. Someone could have made a ridiculous offer for your Olympic Stadium and you'd have done a deal with them" ?
@squashjoe
"You never established your pricing strategy. Someone could have made a ridiculous offer for your Olympic Stadium and you'd have done a deal with them" ?
@squashjoe
I cooked dinner for Mr sugar last Saturday night as it happens
Bladecat
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You're hired
Would you care to explain ?
Edinburgh Black Cat
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That's the stupidest thing about the programme.
It'd like going back to the first series and telling them they can't use a phone book.
His grandson was round so it was a Mr sugar.... My daughter is good mates with him
We all watched xfactor together And he enjoyed my Thai green curry
Ilios
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Michelle: "By me ending up project manager, it just shows that they view me as a threat. I'm the strongest"...(that went well 
)
...or, it means they've watched the show before, realise nobody has any experience in that environment, doesn't know the strengths of their teammates, doesn't want to manage 8 other, self-important, excitable, cliche-spewing bellends, and were gleefully grateful when some delusional Mrs Dunning-Kruger steps up as canon-fodder? I think the latter is more likely, if extremely harsh
They do it every year though, I know it is part of the show, but all this bravado and nonsense about how they're greatest sentient being in history...and then the show starts, and they immediately assign ad hoc, cheap-as-fuck, impending-apocalypse prices to their stock, and can't organise for a van full of said stock to drive in the same direction as the tw@ts selling it.
)...or, it means they've watched the show before, realise nobody has any experience in that environment, doesn't know the strengths of their teammates, doesn't want to manage 8 other, self-important, excitable, cliche-spewing bellends, and were gleefully grateful when some delusional Mrs Dunning-Kruger steps up as canon-fodder? I think the latter is more likely, if extremely harsh
They do it every year though, I know it is part of the show, but all this bravado and nonsense about how they're greatest sentient being in history...and then the show starts, and they immediately assign ad hoc, cheap-as-fuck, impending-apocalypse prices to their stock, and can't organise for a van full of said stock to drive in the same direction as the tw@ts selling it.
monkeytassle
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Big K, but you can call me K.
f***ing mono on the fucker
f***ing mono on the fucker
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