Tonight I'm going to make love to you.

[tunstall birdman]

Len Deighton's Berlin Game, Mexico Set and London Match

Fucks this?

 

[cluffy]

@Big Duke Six shite.

It's a class song mate but some people can't see it. Scared of singers with hairy chests probably

 

[tunstall birdman]

Not sure that's a poem.

The daft twat has posted on the wrong thread.

 

[Arkle]

The daft twat has posted on the wrong thread.

I know and so does he...

 

[tunstall birdman]

And yet you come out with hot dogs?? Byron and the lads must be spinning in their graves.

I only put that in for SMB, two flowery and they will switch off.

 

[Wierd Valley Mackem]

The daft twat has posted on the wrong thread.

Might be one of those strange un rhyming poems?

 

[tunstall birdman]

I know and so does he...

Aye...

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Might be one of those strange un rhyming poems?

It's not, it's MEGA FAIL!!

 

[Son of Stan]

I only put that in for SMB, two flowery and they will switch off.

Bless you for believing that there's an actual point where people will switch off! You've got perseverance, I'll give you that - and you're just the teeniest bit delusional...

 

[alexander]

@alexander says hi

 

[tunstall birdman]

Bless you for believing that there's an actual point where people will switch off! You've got perseverance, I'll give you that - and you're just the teeniest bit delusional...

Only to get people to love each other.

 

[Big Duke Six]

@Big Duke Six shite.

Excuse me? Kiss.? I think not.

 

[Son of Stan]

I'm sure it's been said before - but does anyone else get a picture in their head of TB looking like Neil from The Young Ones?

 

[tunstall birdman]

Excuse me? Kiss.? I think not.

Only kidding, owa boy is a big fan of them so I'll take that back.

 

[FootballFan]

Can the mods not delete this shite please I want to send this poem to my sex buddy on an appropriate date.

 

[tunstall birdman]

I'm sure it's been said before - but does anyone else get a picture in their head of TB looking like Neil from The Young Ones?

Only if Colin Farrell played this part.

 

[Wizards Sleeve]

Roses are red
This poem is canny
The Birdman's a woofta
Who's scared of the fanny

 

[tunstall birdman]

Roses are red
This poem is canny
The Birdman's a woofta
Who's scared of the fanny

So says SMB,
But little do they know
I've lined up all their sisters
Bent owa in a row.

 

[Scimmy]

That is sickening.

WWWWWHHHHHOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red,
violets are blue.
I have a knife!
Get in the van.

 

[Roker Mick]

Some right shoite portree on here ..just to raise the tone here is one what I larned for my GCSE's

There wuz a young feller from RHYL
Who made people exceedingly ill
When they heard of his habits ..involving white rabbits
And a bird with a flexible bill. !

That were on the classic poems list an I tuke a fancy ter it !

 

[a1970man]

Brace yerself pet...