How could the club improve the matchday experience?

[bagpiperay]

What could they do to make it more enjoyable?

Better facilities? More entertainment?

What entertainment? It's been such a long time since we had more than a token kick around by kids at half time.

 

[sessions]

Big titted cheerleaders.

Or this !!

 

[becs]

Police demonstration where someone in a mag shirt runs across the pitch and is brought down by a police dog.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

At the end of the game could we pelt rotten fruit and veg at the likes of fletcher, Wickham and co because they've been shite again !!

In a kind of medieval way

I like it - LB in the stocks!

 

[spoony]

Score a f***ing goal would be a start.

 

[Quench]

Rachael riley sat on my lap for whole 80 mins before i leave early

Impressive, I don't think I'd last 80 seconds if she was on my lap

 

[kingmonkey]

Beer and tits seem to be popular....

 

[Fetch Fletch]

Women's heads on the backs of chairs.

 

[chris_dunn59]

Aye all the usual oh so predictable "win some games" getting rolled out. Matchday experience generally refers to your experience in the stands and not what happens on the pitch as well you know. For me the speakers need ripping out. They're out dated and distort when the volume is cranked up. Better halftime entertainment as well. Kids running around ripping the pitch up is about as good as it gets. Bring back that bury it or bottle it or maybe a good old fashioned game of hit the shed? Also have the actual time and score on the scoreboard instead of advertising. I'm not joining the f*cking army ok!

 

[the dark one]

Apart from the obvious- Employ an announcer we can understand, make the clock on the scoreboard readable as well as ............change the pink seats and plant better trees at the Academy!

Plant better trees at the f***ing academy? You want to get a life mate.

 

[Dredd]

I think we should offer at half time, if the players have been crap. execute them ISIS style

 

[NiallFin]

Plant better trees at the f***ing academy? You want to get a life mate.

Wooooooosh.

 

[MakemIndo]

Roker Bingo,brass bands

 

[Mainze]

Sleeping Bags.

 

[Jarrared]

Cheerleaders (topless dancers) is the only way to go!

Why would you want to see topless dancers judging by your avatar I would have thought you batted for the other side !weird

 

[speedyftm]

I may be wrong but I think the adverts are put on the scoreboards every time the broadcaster shows a replay, as you aren't allowed to show them during a game, due to players possibly using them to argue a point with the officials.

 

[Quench]

Has anyone suggested a meat raffle yet?

 

[HebburnMackem]

I may be wrong but I think the adverts are put on the scoreboards every time the broadcaster shows a replay, as you aren't allowed to show them during a game, due to players possibly using them to argue a point with the officials.

The new screens especially this season are completely pointless as it's Royal Navy adverts 80% of the time.

 

[doodlebugs]

Rachael riley sat on my lap for whole 80 mins before i leave early

reckon you'd be coming afore you were gannin

bring back the peanut seller,at least he could hit his target

 

[speedyftm]

The new screens especially this season are completely pointless as it's Royal Navy adverts 80% of the time.

They have to put something on during the replays.
So would you rather they promoted some blue chip company worth billions, or something that may inspire some youngsters to get off their arses and get a career?