You know your'e getting old when........

[Keawyeds]

When your watching a porno, and you think aye that bed looks comfy

For the record, sex on a memory foam matrass is shite

When you have a dedicated jumper drawer.

Have a like. I hope that never happens to me

Me and a mate were on a night out in Leeds a couple of years ago and a lass giving out flyers approached us and said what we thought was "slippers lads?" We were keen as mustard until she said "no, not slippers strippers!", no thanks pet was our response. Comfortable footwear yes please, tits, not this evening.

Why not both? There's a niche market if ever there was one

 

[JAZZMANB]

When you have a dedicated jumper drawer.

I'm 52 and i get one a year from the mother in law,anyone buying their own is officially a fuddy dudd

You know when you're old when the kids handing out flyers to cool places just look at you as if you're Rolf Harris.

Its the kids who look like Rolf Harris these days all gegs and beards

 

[The Raven]

I'm 52 and i get one a year from the mother in law,anyone buying their own is officially a fuddy dudd


Its the kids who look like Rolf Harris these days all gegs and beards

Ah......right.......erm

 

[Space Hopper]

You start using a nasal clipper to get the hairs out of your ears.

 

[Twelve3]

When you knar you need bifocals, but spend more money buying a pair of "seeing" eye glasses and a pair of "reading" eye glasses...

 

[Typhoonftm]

when you get 4 day hangawas

I no longer get them. I'm liking getting old tbh

 

[JAZZMANB]

Ah......right.......erm

Haway who wants to look like a teacher or a Station taxi driver?or a mod?At best they're an extra layer which puts them in fuddy dud land

 

[Teed]

When you knar you need bifocals, but spend more money buying a pair of "seeing" eye glasses and a pair of "reading" eye glasses...

Who said that?

 

[Twelve3]

There are two ways of knowing yer getting old...
1) Loss of memory
2)... uh... I ferget what the 2nd one is...

 

[Typhoonftm]

For the record, sex on a memory foam matrass is shite

Aye. Nee recoil action from the thrusts!

 

[Twelve3]

Who said that?

 

[Billy The Kid]

I no longer get them. I'm liking getting old tbh

lucky bastard

 

[Typhoonftm]

lucky bastard

I suffered like fuck in me early 20`s like.

 

[PinzaC55]

When you notice what great clothes Greenwoods has in the window.

 

[bloo71]

When you go through the TV guide putting a circle around the things you want to watch

 

[Roger Senseless]

The number of tablets you take exceeds your ability to remember what they're all for.

 

[Snugster]

When your lass suggests watching a film and you say "It's half past 9 man, are you mad?"

You only buy clothes when your current ones have worn out, and you tend to buy the same as a replacement.

And you can't buy them cos they've been discontinued.

 

[Space Hopper]

You think about buying dressing gowns.

 

[Keawyeds]

Grunting/sighing when you get up/sit down - especially when sitting on the bog.

That can't be good, right?

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Grunting/sighing when you get up/sit down - especially when sitting on the bog.

That can't be good, right?

Depends what comes out, or what landed on your underpants when you wipe.

...


And you can't buy them cos they've been discontinued.

I've reached that stage of senility whereby if anything fits then I go back to the shop to buy another item the same! I have 2 identical shirts in circulation.