You know your'e getting old when........

[West Winger]

it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

Have a piss?

 

[WheyHey]

You never trust a fart or waste an erection.

 

[JAZZMANB]

You think music is crap these days

 

[The Raven]

When you have a dedicated jumper drawer.

 

[sadders]

it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

Who was the bloke who sung that? It was called The Oldest Swinger in town.

 

[PhilSAFC]

you need to get up for a piss at least once during the night.

 

[Billy The Kid]

when you get 4 day hangawas

 

[humbug]

When you get up out of your comfy chair and go 'hup'

 

[greedminds]

You are concerned that 20 year old girls are cold from not wearing much instead of trying to tickle them.

it takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

when you get 4 day hangawas

whats that about ?

 

[becs]

When some young gobby lasses were mouthing off in the SOL toilets and the old lady at the hand dryer next to me sighed and said "at least in our day we were brought up with manners" and I found myself agreeing with her about the youth of today

 

[Deleted User 11453]

When some young gobby lasses were mouthing off in the SOL toilets and the old lady at the hand dryer next to me sighed and said "at least in our day we were brought up with manners" and I found myself agreeing with her about the youth of today

The old lady was probably hanging around with Teddy Boys in the 1950s.

 

[Anthrax666]

When you are lying there asleep on the settee but other people think you are dead.

Perfectly put...

 

[KeefBeer]

Remember my student job in a petrol station when 4 star was 35p a gallon (1972/74)

 

[PinzaC55]

You can remember waiting for the TV to warm up.

When the main use of a pocket calculator was holding it upside down to see if you could make rude words.

When Sunderland Power Station caused smog in Hylton Road.

 

[Lewberry pie]

When you get asked how old a lass looks and you answer, about the same age as me, and she looks at you like you've just dropped a turd in her coffee.

 

[Billy The Kid]

whats that about ?

Anar, suffering with one now :-(

 

[greedminds]

Anar, suffering with one now :-(

so not fair, we need to drink more than youngsters do

theyve got shit to do

 

[Silverfox1981]

Me and a mate were on a night out in Leeds a couple of years ago and a lass giving out flyers approached us and said what we thought was "slippers lads?" We were keen as mustard until she said "no, not slippers strippers!", no thanks pet was our response. Comfortable footwear yes please, tits, not this evening.

 

[Dr Feelgood]

All of these from the last 3 days;

- you go for a haircut and they ask if you want your eyebrows doing
- the RSPB Birdwatch is a pleasurable way to spend an hour on a Sunday morning
- on the way to work you pull up at the lights and notice that the car beside you is being driven by your youngest bairn on her way to work

 

[Deleted User 11453]

Me and a mate were on a night out in Leeds a couple of years ago and a lass giving out flyers approached us and said what we thought was "slippers lads?" We were keen as mustard until she said "no, not slippers strippers!", no thanks pet was our response. Comfortable footwear yes please, tits, not this evening.

You know when you're old when the kids handing out flyers to cool places just look at you as if you're Rolf Harris.