Her Ivory Tower
Winger
Well I don't know who you are, I think you look dodgy cos you look different to me, and I dont own a generator so how can you own one? Rights, thats enough for me, you're coming down the nick. Reg will book you in and you will get one phone call. When it turns out that you own the generator we will laugh it off and the waste of police time and resources will be laughed off because i was following a hunch. RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH
And woe betide you if you are carrying said generator INSIDE a carrier bag of shopping, along with a laptop, at 3 in the morning. That means you're a nailed on crim and deserve min 15-30 years porridge in Sing Sing.