Your Most Common Typing Errors

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Lexingtongue, May 16, 2018.

  1. Lexingtongue

    Lexingtongue Striker

    Touchscreen devices do my tits in. More often than not they'll detect a finger movement that was totally unintentional. I'd say 7 times out of 10 my phone/tablet changes don't to do think. Does my head in. Anyone else notice common errors when typing stuff on their phones?
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  2. Fetch Fletch

    Fetch Fletch Striker

    Aye. Full stops instead of spaces.
    I never had these problems on iPhone.
  3. George Kaplan

    George Kaplan Winger

    It alters my typing from ‘that’s an interesting and engaging topic about which to debate and chat’ to ‘ fuck off you tedious cretin’

    Damned annoying.
  4. Lexingtongue

    Lexingtongue Striker

    Oh, I get full stops all the time instead of spaces on an iPhone. I'm using SwiftKey, like.
  5. Pop

    Pop Striker

    Not mine but my favourites are:

    Chef Evens
    Jack Roswell
    Pretty much any post by @Epping
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  6. AB22 Easy Tiger

    AB22 Easy Tiger Nocturnal Tourist Staff Member Contributor

    int he, ont he, etc.

    I always seem to put a space in "the"
  7. George Kaplan

    George Kaplan Winger

    Fuck off you tedious cretin

    Edit: Shit shit shit. It’s happenrd again
    Last edited: May 16, 2018
  8. Chappers

    Chappers Striker

    Predictive text can be so ducking annoying
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  9. Lexingtongue

    Lexingtongue Striker

    It can also be hilarious. I get and fuck predicted for words that are nothing like them. I guess it says a lot about my vocabulary. :lol:
  10. Secret Visage

    Secret Visage Winger

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  11. Billy2Sheds

    Billy2Sheds Midfield

  12. dom

    dom Striker

    Telling the wife’s mother to f**k off and mind her own business, when I meant ‘I appreciate your input’
  13. Secret Visage

    Secret Visage Winger

    Similar if slightly off topic, I once text the wrong person that they were 'a bellend''.

    My mother was rather perturbed.
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  14. MrOompapa

    MrOompapa Striker

    @Laeotaekhun might, be, able, to, impart, to, us, some, of, his, conventional, wisdom,,
  15. Secret Visage

    Secret Visage Winger

    Robe fof Tumley
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  16. mux

    mux Striker Contributor

    Hot and full of potato hun?
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  17. dom

    dom Striker

    I’m not surprised!
    I’m glad my mother is no longer around, I dread to think what she would make of the world today!
  18. jamieboy

    jamieboy Midfield

    Ducking instead of fucking
  19. Goat Eyes

    Goat Eyes Striker

    This @alexander
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  20. peil

    peil Striker Contributor

    teh is my common one

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