You think you've had a bad month?!

[Some Random Guy]

Look at the state of him man. He’s not been there a couple of hours

There's nigh on a month between a couple of hours and a month

 

[fyl2u]

This topic will polarise opinion.

 

[Abu Dhabi Red and White]

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[Get Into Em]

Putin was apparently holidaying in the area when it happened.

I reckon the bloke has something to do with the government and he's been punished/left for dead. I know he reckons he's been attacked by a bear and drank his piss for a month but surely he'd remember his own last name? Why has the location/hospital location not been released?

 

[Al Bundy]

Putin was apparently holidaying in the area when it happened.

I reckon the bloke has something to do with the government and he's been punished/left for dead. I know he reckons he's been attacked by a bear and drank his piss for a month but surely he'd remember his own last name? Why has the location/hospital location not been released?

If that was the case then it makes total sense to claim to remember nothing.
Wouldn’t bet against Diana’s bodyguard having adopted that policy to prevent any “dark arts” being implemented on him.

 

[ilovehorswill]

Some of those photos are a bit grizzly mind.

You should try the video, fuck me it's grim

Not sure if bear has chomped his leg or its rotted, his body is covered with moss and looks well past its sell by.

I'm not sure he'll make it long term tbh

 

[Get Into Em]

If that was the case then it makes total sense to claim to remember nothing.
Wouldn’t bet against Diana’s bodyguard having adopted that policy to prevent any “dark arts” being implemented on him.

Exactly my point. Very strange.

 

[Snappy]

Thought he was a white walker when he opened his eyes tbf.

 

[Discopants91]

Harsh on the bear, everyone assuming he was having the bloke for dinner rather than looking out for him.

 

[Snappy]

Harsh on the bear, everyone assuming he was having the bloke for dinner rather than looking out for him.

Bear chiropractor iirc. Tried to crack his spine but snapped it instead. Shit happens. Not like you're going to ask a bear for a refund anyway.

 

[HABA87]

Why would the bear wait until he'd withered and rotted away before eating him?

It's like doing the big shop including fresh produce and eating it all 4 weeks later.

 

[Arkle]

He was probably trying to improve his meditation technique and read an article online advising him to spend time in the company of his local Yogi.

 

[The Rat]

It sounds dodgy but could be true

Hope it is

 

[ShoutyBearHead]

Why would the bear wait until he'd withered and rotted away before eating him?

waiting for him to turn into human jerky

 

[Goat Eyes]

@Forrest Gump would kill to look that good.

 

[jjarra_mackem]

Spare a thought for this poor, half-eaten fucker!

Man 'looking like a mummy' is rescued after spending a MONTH in a bear den in Russia | Daily Mail Online

Was great in Se7en

Sorry SEB

 

[Deleted member 25315]

Putin was apparently holidaying in the area when it happened.

I reckon the bloke has something to do with the government and he's been punished/left for dead. I know he reckons he's been attacked by a bear and drank his piss for a month but surely he'd remember his own last name? Why has the location/hospital location not been released?

Putin was probably riding the bear when it attacked him...bare chested.

 

[RossTheNinja]

This topic will polarise opinion.

I only opened the thread to post this, you bastard. Maybe I shouldn't have pawsed as long as I did.

 

[fyl2u]

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[alexander]

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