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New lies
Another day, another uncontrolled outburst from JFK:
"Every top club in the land has got one (a director of football). We haven’t – that’s the difference. The manager can’t do everything.
"I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football. I don’t know any other ex-managers who have (Dennis Wise? David Pleat? Kenny Dalglish?)
"I’ve been a manager for 35 years. I’ve been Manager of the Year. I’ve won every award there is in football as a player (excluding mere trinkets like a domestic league championship or any individual awards...)
"I think all those qualities put me head and shoulders above every other director of football.
"Some directors of football have never played the game - i’m lending my experience as a manager for all those years - 10 years at Wimbledon+, two years at Nottingham Forest#, two years winning promotion at Luton and, of course, almost two years at Newcastle*.
+ in reality, 7 years and 2 months
# in reality, 10 months
*in reality, 137 days
"I would still be there had it (the heart attack) not occurred.”
"I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football.
“I don’t know any other ex-managers who have. I’ve been a manager for 35 years. I’ve been Manager of the Year. I’ve won every award there is in football as a player.
"I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football.
“I don’t know any other ex-managers who have. I’ve been a manager for 35 years. I’ve been Manager of the Year. I’ve won every award there is in football as a player.
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The bloke is a fantasist. It's brilliant![]()
The bloke is a fantasist. It's brilliant![]()
Is it true that he's told all their foreign players to learn English as he's sacked off all the linguists (translators not sure which) at the club ?
Thank you Mary Poppins on the horse puncher thead
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I've won every award as a player.
European footballer of the year Joe? Wow
Probably never even won player of the month.
Has a bit of common sense settled in yet or are people still following the media version still like lemmings? There is some cause for hilarity alright with Joe's various riposts, he is a great talker, but the basic point stands that he is director of Football and knows more about football than Alan Shearer.
Has a bit of common sense settled in yet or are people still following the media version still like lemmings? There is some cause for hilarity alright with Joe's various riposts, he is a great talker, but the basic point stands that he is director of Football and knows more about football than Alan Shearer.
Now a bit of common sense is settling in.
From Toontastic, which shows some Mags have a sense of humour,
"Any chance we can take it in turns to wait round corners for him and keep jumping out and scaring the fucker?"
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To provoke a heart attack like? Bloody hilarious.