You have to admit JK is a comedy genius...


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The bloke is clearly not right in the head like. He's just constantly exaggerating everything. Absolutely mental.

Not like the Mugs to have anything to do with anyone spouting unrealistic shit.
 
Where the fuck did he get the almost 2 years at Newcastle from? He was there a few months man :lol:
 
He built the longest fence in the world, which is longer than the Great Wall of China, and using this experience also designed and built the bridge that joins Ireland to Wales.
 
"I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football.

“I don’t know any other ex-managers who have. I’ve been a manager for 35 years. I’ve been Manager of the Year. I’ve won every award there is in football as a player.

:lol::lol::lol:

The bloke is great entertainment for us, must be shite if your a mag mind.
He must have a dream, wake up and tell everyone it was real.
Makes you wonder if there is actually summit wrong with the bloke other than being employed by them up the road.
The first player he signs will be "a worlds best" that Newcastle beat every other club to his signature.
 
Where does he keep getting this 'manager of the year' from? Didn't George Caulkin shoot him down about that one, saying he was manager of the month twice?
He was actually manager of the year once, and he won two other manager of the year awards; one from skysports and one voted for by sun readers, or something like that.
 
The bloke is great entertainment for us, must be shite if your a mag mind.
He must have a dream, wake up and tell everyone it was real.
Makes you wonder if there is actually summit wrong with the bloke other than being employed by them up the road.
The first player he signs will be "a worlds best" that Newcastle beat every other club to his signature.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You got me with that one, our lass keeps asking me to explain what I'm laughing at.
 
Probably SEB but

"every honour in the game" does he mean as a manager or player or both ?

He often mentions the 'honours, awards & experience' but never the fact that he had a hand in relegating Luton, Forest & Newcastle ....... you really have to hope Pardew walks, as many Mags expect, and JFK gets a 2nd chance :lol:
 
He often mentions the 'honours, awards & experience' but never the fact that he had a hand in relegating Luton, Forest & Newcastle ....... you really have to hope Pardew walks, as many Mags expect, and JFK gets a 2nd chance :lol:

"2 years getting promoted at Luton"

He got them promoted, but he also got them relegated and eventually sacked. Only in Joe Kinner's head can that be considered successful. :lol:
 
"2 years getting promoted at Luton"

He got them promoted, but he also got them relegated and eventually sacked. Only in Joe Kinner's head can that be considered successful. :lol:

He arrived at Luton as DOF and weedled his way into the managers office.
 
The daft thing is, the one time a DoF NEVER works - is when the DoF used to be a manager as it creates the overhanging threat and causes friction. Surprised no journos asked him that.
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