You have to admit JK is a comedy genius...


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"I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football.

“I don’t know any other ex-managers who have. I’ve been a manager for 35 years. I’ve been Manager of the Year. I’ve won every award there is in football as a player.

:lol::lol::lol:

I have nothing to back this claim up with, but I reckon he never won any award as a player.
 
Just had a quick tot up and he's been a manager for about a dozen years, not 35.

I reckon he's spent more time in hospital than managing and Newcastle are the only club daft enough to have him back again.

I have nothing to back this claim up with, but I reckon he never won any award as a player.

You're starting to sound like him now mate :lol:
 
Just had a quick tot up and he's been a manager for about a dozen years, not 35.

I reckon he's spent more time in hospital than managing and Newcastle are the only club daft enough to have him back again.



You're starting to sound like him now mate :lol:

:lol:
 
"I won every award in football as a player"

:lol: aye, ok.

He got an FA Cup winner's medal and a couple of league cups as a player, but I must have missed his league titles, European Cup and Cup Winner's Cup medals, and national and international player of the year awards, European golden boot (some feat for a right back)...
 
Every time he opens his mouth he embarrasses Newcastle and himself. I wish he would do it more often.
 
"I’m probably the only football manager to be a director of football.

“I don’t know any other ex-managers who have. I’ve been a manager for 35 years. I’ve been Manager of the Year. I’ve won every award there is in football as a player.

:lol::lol::lol:

I don't know of any other DIrectors of Football so eager to go to the press!!
 
Clearly deluded. No way will he be able to fool 83,000 every home game with his program notes.
 
His Wiki entry is comedy gold. Appointed as DoF at Luton he demoted the manager and appointed himself in his place. He was eventually sacked via a letter signed by an "employee of Northampton Town". :-D
 
no other manager has been DoF have they Joe?? How about 'Arry Redknapp who did it at Portsmouth? Avram Grant at Chelsea or Harry Bassett who had a go at it too. And that's just off the top of my head
 
no other manager has been DoF have they Joe?? How about 'Arry Redknapp who did it at Portsmouth? Avram Grant at Chelsea or Harry Bassett who had a go at it too. And that's just off the top of my head

But they're just facts, they mean nothing in wor Joes world.
 
no other manager has been DoF have they Joe?? How about 'Arry Redknapp who did it at Portsmouth? Avram Grant at Chelsea or Harry Bassett who had a go at it too. And that's just off the top of my head

Dalglish
 
It's like he thinks everyone will just accept what ever he says at face value, surely he has someone close to him who has told him he isn't fooling anyone
 
no other manager has been DoF have they Joe?? How about 'Arry Redknapp who did it at Portsmouth? Avram Grant at Chelsea or Harry Bassett who had a go at it too. And that's just off the top of my head

Also, Dennis Wise, then a manager at Dirty Leeds, left his job to take the role 'Director of Football' at, guess where... :lol:
 
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