You’re at home and have 2 hours to yourself

[The Lonious Monk]

The Shoulder is an infamous boxing ring/hostelry named after a well known, local, Victorian duel which culminated in a savage beating administered via the medium of a brutally wielded mutton appendage.

No way that's real, but I can still picture it so I'm cracking up

 

[Cockney Mackem]

margarine BTPBW windows open curtains open full volume

Disgusting.


Margerine??

 

[becs]

How'd you change channels on the telly when you've one hand er, full, and the other one 'poking,' as it were?

with your nose of course

 

[Hair Flick]

Disgusting.


Margerine??

Benecol

 

[TopCat]

It’s funny like, I’ve never taken a nap, unless I’ve been absolutely knackered for some reason.

So you HAVE taken a nap then?

 

[Dave Herbal]

Read your op. No sex references

I wasn’t answering the OP. I was responding to you man .

So you HAVE taken a nap then?

Yes technically. But that’s more of a body is shutting down unless I grab an hour thing. Only happens about once a year. What I mean is I never go “I think I’ll have a little nap” like lots of people do.

 

[muggboots]

No way that's real, but I can still picture it so I'm cracking up

Made up?
You've obviously never been to The Rar.

 

[Deleted member 45261]

You have a pool table.

yes indeed 7ft

 

[The soap powder]

sport on the gogglebox feet up and chill out every time

 

[Suspender Sue]

What’s your go-to time filler?

Sex-related answers are not allowed

Simultaneous PlayStation and Netflix for me.

Off for a session in the gym if during the day.

Pub next door makes nipping over the road too easy an option in the evening.