"Where do you want to be with the company in one year, and in five years?"
"There's not going to be a company in one year, you stupid bint!"
"There's not going to be a company in one year, you stupid bint!"
Year End Reviews / Appraisals
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Paddy O'Dors
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A few years ago I got a 4 (out of 5) two years running on the annual appraisal which entitled me to do a qualification that would allow me to move up a pay grade/salary band.This was worth about £3k and much better than the 0.75% pay rise I could have took instead.
Took 11 months to do the qualification and when I went for the upgrade they said "sorry, you took to long and it's timed out". To rub it in i didnt even get the 0.75% either.
Took 11 months to do the qualification and when I went for the upgrade they said "sorry, you took to long and it's timed out". To rub it in i didnt even get the 0.75% either.
Silksworth Lad
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funny
ˈfʌni/
adjective
- 1.
causing laughter or amusement; humorous.
"a funny story"
synonyms: amusing, humorous, comic, comical, droll, laughable, chucklesome; More
- 2.
difficult to explain or understand; strange or curious.
"I had a funny feeling you'd be around"
- 1.
informal
amusing jokes.
"the training courses usually produced a good crop of funnies"
true
truː/
adjective
adjective: true; comparative adjective: truer; superlative adjective: truest- 1.
in accordance with fact or reality.
"a true story"
synonyms: accurate, correct, verifiable, faithful, literal, veracious; More
in accordance with reality, what actually/really happened, the case, so;
unelaborated, unvarnished;
informalas true as I'm sitting/standing here
"it may seem hard to believe, but I can assure you it's true"
antonyms: untrue, false, fallacious- rightly or strictly so called; genuine.
"people are still willing to pay for true craftsmanship"
synonyms: genuine, authentic, real, actual, proper, veritable; More
bona fide;
informalhonest-to-goodness, kosher, pukka, legit, the real McCoy, regular;
informaldinkum
"people are still willing to pay for true craftsmanship"
rightful, legitimate, legal, lawful, authorized, recognized, valid;
bona fide;
de jure
"the true owner of the goods"
sincere, genuine, real, unfeigned, unpretended, unaffected, heartfelt, from the heart
"the necessity for true repentance"
antonyms: bogus, phoney, de facto, insincere, feigned - real or actual.
"he has guessed my true intentions" - said when conceding a point.
"true, the house faced north, but you got used to that"
- rightly or strictly so called; genuine.
- 2.
accurate or exact.
"it was a true depiction"
synonyms: accurate, true to life, faithful, telling it like it is, as it really happened, fact-based, realistic, close, lifelike, convincing; More
correct, unerring, exact, precise, perfect;
on target, on the mark;
vérité;
informalspot on;
informalon the money;
rareverisimilar, veristic
"a true reflection of life in the 50s"
antonyms: inaccurate- (of a note) exactly in tune.
- (of a compass bearing) measured relative to true north.
"steer 085 degrees true" - correctly positioned, balanced, or aligned; upright or level.
Doesn't hit either criteria really does it?
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Who would have thought you couldn’t take a joke eh officer?
zwartekat
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Surely you can just pin it on him anyway?
Some Random Guy
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Three a meetings a year here. f***ing pointless.
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???????
Mid year
end of year
what's the first one again mate?
Has Rodwell achieved much this year?
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@Arkle, you're doing superbly at your job but unless you learn how to shit rainbows whilst walking backwards on your hands and simultaneously singing the Eritrean national anthem, you're not going to get promotion yet. One of the main reasons I moved from my last job to my current one last year.
Some Random Guy
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It's every 4 months.???????
Mid year
end of year
what's the first one again mate?
Has Rodwell achieved much this year?
1st is to agree main goals for the year, there will have been informal chats before hand to get this in place. 2nd is a progress thing. 3rd is the year end shit.
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I didn't realise there was one in your post, my apologies
Sir Lancelot
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Pharmacists and pharmacy technicians are going to need annual discussions with one of their peers or a supervisor in order to reregister each year. The GPhC is not telling them what they should discuss, just that there should be some benefits to the patients from the discussion.
In the tea room it was suggested that Sunderland’s fortunes could be a topic of discussion and consideration made of the best way to support fans through their sorrows!
In the tea room it was suggested that Sunderland’s fortunes could be a topic of discussion and consideration made of the best way to support fans through their sorrows!
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Father Jack Hackett
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It' the same with teaching and CPD. As long as you have a discussion (or even don't) but document that you do and it was worthwhile, you're fine. A right load of bollocks.
Look at me.
Goat Eyes
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Hoy them up here and gives us a pop, use the best ones (go in blind) for the review.
Deleted User 2893
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Why, what are you doing?
jackynutmeg
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You don't work for British Engines do you?
When I worked there we had to do the same....totally f***ing pointless
Old Prestonian
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360 appraisals are utter bollocks. A complete waste of all the contributors time. My appraisal took about 5 minutes in 2017 and I haven't had one in 2018.
2017 went is everything ok for you since you started here a few months back?' 'Aye. I'd tell you if it wasn't' 'No bother then' 'Smashing, is that it?' 'Aye'.
2017 went is everything ok for you since you started here a few months back?' 'Aye. I'd tell you if it wasn't' 'No bother then' 'Smashing, is that it?' 'Aye'.
