Xmas eve night

Rarely use my phone for here
Either work or late at night when time to kill
Last thing I'd do in a pub is clock on here
Home tonight jumping between cooking gammon ,YouTube ,telly ,whisky cokes and here
I'm on here 24/7 on many different platforms.
 


Last time I did it I saw a lad get face stamped and his head volleyed outside of laings, decided I'd never do a Christmas eve again then. If it wasn't for the stinking hangover that wrecked the day I'd have probably kept going out.
 
Went out tonight for a few pints as I'm staying in the town while I'm up for Christmas. Was canny quiet to be fair. I used to remember it being busy on Christmas eve years back?
 
Went out tonight for a few pints as I'm staying in the town while I'm up for Christmas. Was canny quiet to be fair. I used to remember it being busy on Christmas eve years back?
Sign of the times mate , the younger ones these days don’t go out anywhere near as much as people did in the 70/80/90s
I can remember us been in nightclubs during the day !
Fancy couple Boxing Day mate ?
 
Happy memories of staggering up Hylton Road on many Xmas Eves in the late 80's and throughout the 90's, pissed as fuck singing Xmas songs :lol:
Never any bother either, everyone just having a great f***ing time, great days. :cool:
 
Always a great atmosphere in pubs on xmas eve in my experience but I've just got in from graft - This year I told all my colleagues that I would cover anytime over the xmas period for them so they could all go and enjoy their xmas. I might aswell cover for them as I'm single and always get pissed all the time anyway. I can have a few drinks now though, I've lit a candle and having the night in looking forward to tomorrow. Just warming my amp up and about to watch more Eli Roth films. Cant wait to meet the priest for lunch tomorrow.
Merry Christmas marra.
 
It was a cold winters day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Senjogahara. She is really ****ing hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the motorway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the motorway like a badass, Senjogahara called me and said she wanted me to **** her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my cock. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my cock. Booya.

Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch cock is going inside of her pussy, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm ****ing her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my cock. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
:lol: :lol:
 

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