zebediah
Striker
It`s one of the biggest mysteries in my time supporting us. Helmer was absolute class before he joined and still after he left. I just can`t understand why he wasn`t a regular in the etam
Fell out with Adrian "wanker" Heath, due to his abject unprofessionalism.
Tries but is pretty much useless at everything, doesn't even foul well.
If he is spearheading our attack next season we will fail again 100% guaranteed.
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