*~*~* Wycombe v Sunderland match thread *~*~*


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Weatherspoons always seems to have a bloke who is always there, no matter what time of day you go in, the same face in the corner, drinking alone. Slowly sipping a pint of the cheapest ale. Long dark greasy hair and a battered leather jacket. You picture him as someone who adpoted a rock look in his teens and perhaps got the attention of a few girls who liked the bit of a rebel, but didn't have the personality to carry it off.

Now the years have caught up with him, the face is drawn and pockmarked, it looks like the face of a sad middle age bloke, clinging on to that look he made for himself when he was 15, still dreaming of pulling that hot lass who looks scornfully on him. The eyes show that every day has been spent in the local alone before heading back to the dingy flat or his mothers spare room. You try not to make eye contact with them, if you do he might join you and talk shit about stuff you are just not interested in - perhaps the traffic lights outside the post office. You know you will have to find another pub to shake him off again.

You all know the type.

Why do they always look like Gareth Ainsworth? Are these people the result of a cloning experiment gone wrong and one of them "made it big"?
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what’s McGeadys injury?

He’s already been out a while.
 
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