WTF is wrong with Vauxhall, Ford and Jap Car drivers?

Discussion in 'SMB' started by Big Duke Six, Jun 12, 2019.

  1. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    Nope, it's usually a three series, five series or c-class right up the arse, of course there are two types of BMW driver:

    The BMW is less than 7 years old - middle aged arsehole who thinks he's king of the road

    The BMW is more than 7 years old - 25-40 year old charver in a shit used BMW that's dropping to bits

    Although, an honourable mention to the retail/call centre team leader in the leased one-series
     
  2. chevvies

    chevvies Midfield

    Good summary, but it's more likely an Audi in my experience.
     
  3. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    I wonder if it varies across the UK. I'm considering a 3-series for my next car so personally I can't wait to hammer past every one-litre shitbox whilst doing 80 in a 50 just to see how the other half live.
     
  4. chevvies

    chevvies Midfield

    The problem I have with the auto light feature is I don't want my lights shining into someone's living room when I'm pulling in, or away, so mostly manual for me, just have to try and remember :).
     
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  5. Zidane

    Zidane Winger

    I see there is the usual jealousy of BMW, Audi and Mercedes drivers.
     
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  6. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    :lol:

    There's always one bloke spending a third of his take home on a Beemer lease who thinks everyone else admires him :oops:
     
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  7. benizz

    benizz Midfield

    OP is an attention seeking fuking idiot.

    No point in this thread what so ever.
     
  8. chevvies

    chevvies Midfield

    Corrected :)
     
  9. BigPete

    BigPete Striker

    Just recently got a Vauxhall and its the same if turned on the first notch autolights but not proper ones.

    If look on dash it shows you so when it's dark need to turn the proper lights on.
     
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  10. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    It’s because those cars can overtake effortlessly. Whereas your Citroen C1 does 0-60 in 7 mins.
     
  11. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    Thanks for the physics lesson there mate. Doesn't make a difference if I'm already doing the speed limit plus 10% though, does it? :lol:

    I mean if a car that's three times faster than mine zips past me when I'm getting up to speed, no complaints, but if you're doing to be a total (and dangerous) bell and grossly exceed the speed limit or needlessly tailgate, it's a different thing entirely.
     
  12. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    Have I overtaken you before? Can imagine you’d be someone I’d overtake.
     
  13. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    From the bloke who brought us

    If you say Santy, Would you ever visit Hebburn? and Fletcher's beard :lol:

    Depends. My car is slow to accelerate, granted, but if the tolerance is 57, 68 or 79 then those are the speeds I usually travel at. I'm not an old biddy in a 2002 Suzuki Alto doing 40 in a 60 - though I never speed in 30s or 40s, as that's just irresponsible.
     
    Last edited: Jun 12, 2019
  14. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    Fair enough. Idiots who speed on roads that are potential accident hazards and in shit conditions are the ones who cause accidents. I don’t always stick to the speed limit but only do it where safe.
     
  15. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    I agree with you.

    Can’t wait to overtake you now though :cool:
     
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  16. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    I don’t get overtaken funnily enough :lol:
     
  17. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    What do you drive?
     
  18. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    BMW 330ci
     
  19. Frijj

    Frijj Striker Contributor

    Got nowt on a C1, soz
     
  20. LondonMackem

    LondonMackem Winger

    :lol:
     

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