Wrapping Xmas Presents

[Wilsonian]

I was relieved of wrapping duties a couple of years ago.

I made very little protest.

 

[mackem35]

Just use tin foil.

 

[Sandboy]

Me. My first job was as Xmas staff at Northern Goldsmiths. I spent most of my time gift wrapping.

when you home then ?

because I'm f***ing useless

 

[StrangerThings]

I make sure I do a horrendous job of it in front of someone just so they will do it for me out of sympathy. Although I look like a tit when that person is horrible enough to watch me struggle so all of my preasents look like they have been wrapped in a dark room by someone who already has terrible vision.

 

[dangermows]

Get the lasses in the shops to do it there and then.

 

[Iballistic George]

Only lasses.

And sailors

 

[Mr.Thunders]

Only birds and fruits are good at it

 

[Big Duke Six]

And submariners

tidied.

 

[Iballistic George]

https://www.facebook.com/1424456293/posts/10221835255856957

For all the non wrappers here is your lifeline

 

[Biffo The Bear]

when you home then ?

because I'm f***ing useless

Saturday. Curry over Xmas?