Would you buy...

[Paddy O'Dors]

Definitely! if you tell her she will look nice in it, she will appreciate the fact that you thought about the gift. But keep the receipt just in case.

"You look nice dear"

"What? Only nice?? I don't look f***ing fabulous???

 

[Some Random Guy]

"You look nice dear"

"What? Only nice?? I don't look f***ing fabulous???

That pisses me off.

Just tell her she looks needy now.

 

[ned_werby]

Piece of piss.

 

[FannyByTheGaslight]

"You look nice dear"

"What? Only nice?? I don't look f***ing fabulous???

That's why I go straight to "you look sexy as fuck love"

 

[Sir Lancelot]

When you say mrs, do you mean ring on the finger mrs or just currently cohabiting? If it’s just cohabiting then be careful the dress doesn’t end up white with a ring attached!

 

[I'm Spartacus]

Your Mrs (no) a dress for Christmas?

Or is it just a minefield I can do without?

Buy her one, immediately take it back then wrap the credit note up and give her that. Save her the bother of pretending to like it before she returns the monstrosity behind your back..

The only blokes who would be good at picking dresses would have a husband.

Those days are long gone.



This a whoosh?



16?



My Mrs is 6ft tall size 10.

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[Brian Griffin]

When you say mrs, do you mean ring on the finger mrs or just currently cohabiting? If it’s just cohabiting then be careful the dress doesn’t end up white with a ring attached!

The first part.

Buy her one, immediately take it back then wrap the credit note up and give her that. Save her the bother of pretending to like it before she returns the monstrosity behind your back..

I have fantastic taste

 

[I'm Spartacus]

The first part.



I have fantastic taste in credit notes

Tidied

 

[Brian Griffin]

Tidied

 

[Dan..Dan..Dan..Dan]

Her: Which do you prefer, the red or the blue dress ?
Him: The blue one darling.
Her: What's the matter with the red one ?

 

[Snaggletooth]

Her: "Do this dress make my bum look fat"?
Me: "No, the fat makes yer arse look fat".

 

[girojim]

Her: Which do you prefer, the red or the blue dress ?
Him: The blue one darling.
Her: What's the matter with the red one ?

She had two dresses hanging up last week before we went out and asked me which one I preferred. I said I liked them both, she insisted I chose one, so I did. She wore the other one. Work that one out

 

[ivanthereasonable]

Her: "Do this dress make my bum look fat"?
Me: "No, the fat makes yer arse look fat".

Bollocks. Beaten to it.

 

[The Raven]

I did it once and was absolutely bang on with the style and size.

Nowhere to go from there so never tried it since.

 

[spoon]

Just sneakily try one of her current dresses on when she's in the other room for sizing then you will have a good point of reference- your own body- when you go into the shop. Simple

 

[RossTheNinja]

Top tip, if your lass asks what you think of some lingerie online, the right answer is "that'd suit you", not "yeah, she's lush"

 

[girojim]

Top tip, if your lass asks what you think of some lingerie online, the right answer is "that'd suit you", not "yeah, she's lush"

Or 'Does she come with it? ahahahaha!!'

 

[mcq10]

Unless it’s from a risqué shop and there’s nipple holes and see through lacy material I’d say stay the hell away from that minefield.

 

[Skandhaless]

Your Mrs (no) a dress for Christmas?

Or is it just a minefield I can do without?

No mate, minefield. Just stick to an iron, can't go wrong with a new iron

 

[Thackeray]

Six foot two,
Solid blue,
Five transistors in each shoe,
Has anybody seen my gaaaal?