Northern_Star
Midfield
Head butted the living room door when the third went in during the 5-1. Was f***ing seething.
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Head butted the living room door when the third went in during the 5-1. Was f***ing seething.
Left Paddywhacks just before Ameobi's penalty to make it 3-0.. Walked through Mowbray park back to a mates.. Chris Hunt's actually.. Is it cool to name check him on here? Who cares, back to the story... saw a Sports Direct carrier bag on the floor, and, with a run up, kicked it as hard as I could. The bag, however, was full of water, and as it flew up into the air I got absolutely drenched. Could've cried.
Still, at least we kept it to 3-0 in my mind, still haven't seen the other goals.
Can out of Sid James after the 5 -1, punched a road sign and broke 2 fingers, and I had my daughter with me.
i tend to just keep it to myself, i feel by giving a reaction (even at home) its giving them satisfaction in a bizzare way![]()
Didn't know the 5-1 score till a good few hours after the match finished. Was down London for the NFL game and me and my Newcastle supporting mate agreed to just not find out the score to avoid ruining a good day out. Anyway, on the tube to Wembley he gets a text message. He only reads a few words of it, but it's from his dad about the game. From his reaction (which he tried to hide) I could tell we'd lost. So I just asked "How bad?". He said "Bad". "What, not something like 3-0?" "Worse" "What!?!?!" and on till I got to 5-1.
The other two lads with us already knew the score and spend the day taking the piss out of us both with things like "Oh, one of you won't be happy!" "Wow! Penalty" "Hatrick!" Little did I know those things were true at the time!
Having a tube full of cocknies offering sympathy and blank looks from Americans didn't help my mood. Suck with a Newcastle fan for many more hours after being humped 5-1![]()
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When Nolan scored in the 1-1 Gyan last minute game - I picked up a big heavy chair and flung it off a wall
However it was a pretty thin wall and the chair went straight through - my ex girlfriend nearly put me through it too
Snap jabbed a giraffe when I went on a safari after the Ryan Taylor goal at the Sol. Our lass booked a trip to Tunisia before the futures were announced and I believe it was the first game at home? Had to get a taxi for miles to a bar to watch it. Returned back to hotel and our lass decided to book a safari. Went along and was good unitil the giraffe I was feeding decided it wanted more than leaf. The rage just build up and I put that down to the previous Ryan Taylor goal.
True story.