Worst Reaction To Derby Loss


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Was at work during the 5-1 game. Saw the scores and left work just after H/T 3-0 down.

Got home and it was 4-0, just in time to see Nolan grab his hattrick. Unbelievable.

Went on Facebook to tek the piss when Darren Bent scored as a joke and a Mag mate of mine started getting quite arsey so told the fucker he was an ugly little c*nt, his wife hated him and was shagging someone else and the bairn probably isnt his. Safe to say we have not spoken since.
 
Was at work during the 5-1 game. Saw the scores and left work just after H/T 3-0 down.

Got home and it was 4-0, just in time to see Nolan grab his hattrick. Unbelievable.

Went on Facebook to tek the piss when Darren Bent scored as a joke and a Mag mate of mine started getting quite arsey so told the fucker he was an ugly little c*nt, his wife hated him and was shagging someone else and the bairn probably isnt his. Safe to say we have not spoken since.

every cloud has a silver lining
 
Got pissed and went to bed after the dive by Taylor and was woken by the wife shouting at me for pissing myself.
 
Left Paddywhacks just before Ameobi's penalty to make it 3-0.. Walked through Mowbray park back to a mates.. Chris Hunt's actually.. Is it cool to name check him on here? Who cares, back to the story... saw a Sports Direct carrier bag on the floor, and, with a run up, kicked it as hard as I could. The bag, however, was full of water, and as it flew up into the air I got absolutely drenched. Could've cried.

Still, at least we kept it to 3-0 in my mind, still haven't seen the other goals.

Meanwhile, I was unconscious in bed, surrounded by mcdonalds food. I'm fairly certain AlpineExile arrived that day as well. Unless that was a disturbing dream.

Jordan woke me up as I'd promised her we'd go out for halloween. I was so rough when I woke up she gave me a bottle of vodka, I drank that, got dressed in her clothes and went to a houseparty full of mags.
 
i tend to just keep it to myself, i feel by giving a reaction (even at home) its giving them satisfaction in a bizzare way:lol:
 
Normally i'm not too bad but after the 5-1, locked myself in me room until night. Sulked, and didn't crack a smile or laugh for about a week.
 
nowt to lose now man..


glad it entertained you! The Mrs wasn't happy like :lol:

The girraffe will not have been too chuffed, either, I bet. :lol:

My worst reaction involved jumping off a cliff and killing myself. This happened. It is a fact, I was there, I saw it.
 
The 5-1 defeat was on my birthday. The amount of texts saying 'Happy Birthday. Love Kevin Nolan' was just ridiculous.
 
The ex started going whats up with you. lighten up its just football...but really going on and on blah blah blah. Id had a few and told her i hated her and hadnt loved her for years....never slept in the same bed again.....left her a few weeks later....divorced now. RESULT!! :lol:

'kin 'ell man! :eek::lol::lol:
 
The 5-1,argued with every one in the room,stormed out at half time,came back in hoping we could turn it around somehow,more pissed off,drank a crate of bud,stayed off work next day,f***ing terrible
 
The 5-1 but about 8 hrs after the game
Got so pissed In me local I forgot all about it, then when I was sitting down the screen caught my attention, it was that football first I think.
Ya know what I'm not even going to type the rest ill off thinking about the bastards
 
I stopped watching the 5-1 when the fourth went in

Me and a mate walked out at 3-0, early in the second half, and nearlly got "filled in" :eek: ...group of lads waiting for sunderland fans coming out early, we took the wrong route back into town, luckily, my accent saved us !!!

Had a few more beers, but did'nt say a word till we got back home :lol:

Really pissed off, but looking back not that bad as we were mid-table and were to beat chelsea 3-0, weeks later.

I fear the worst on sunday !
 
Left the landfill at 4-0 and decided I'd had enough.

Got back to Sunderland, went to the Bell, numbly drank a pint, went home and our lass ordered a Dominos to cheer me up.

I was still numb that night but the next day was worse. On the bus to work I stupidly picked up the Metro only to be greeted with Nolan's f***ing chicken dance and flung the paper across the thankfully empty bus.
 
Can out of Sid James after the 5 -1, punched a road sign and broke 2 fingers, and I had my daughter with me.
 
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